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Coffee · 11-27-2007, 02:22 AM

On the First day of Kwanza my Posee gave to me,

A wide screen flat plasma tv.

On the Second day of...

Yay/Groan, it's time to do this again, try to keep/Keep it in the meter of original song (so we can sing it of course), replacing stuff with your own wierds/words.

Angry Kid Hoyt · 11-27-2007, 03:01 PM

Oh, I can see this going awfully wrong.
Or am I just so culturally paranoid that I am making more of it than I should.

Coffee · 11-27-2007, 03:55 PM

Personally, i think you are making too much of it...let me try again.

On the second day of Solstice a Wiccan gave to me.

Two hemp sweaters.

Angry Kid Hoyt · 11-27-2007, 04:56 PM

Now I understand.

On the third day of Festivus my ubergeek friend gave to me three 100% Domestically Produced and Manufactured 100% Recyclable Alluminum Festivus Poles....

brightpearl · 11-27-2007, 05:02 PM

On the fourth day of Tokeanefege, Authorntuhkat gave to me four Spam jello salads....

Hyakujo's Fox · 11-29-2007, 07:59 AM

on the fifth day of O-ban a hacker sent to me.... five standard pings.

daverbee · 11-29-2007, 10:38 AM

On the sixth day of Winter Solstice a meteorologist gave to me four more months of winter.

seebe · 11-29-2007, 07:38 PM

On the seventh day of Eid an Imam gave to me...7 days to convert.

T.I.P. · 11-29-2007, 09:34 PM

on the eighth day of abstinence, a Mormon gave to me...8 STD's

Coffee · 11-30-2007, 02:22 AM

On the ninth day of tax season my accountant gave to me

9 fat deductions.

l'azizza · 11-30-2007, 03:50 AM

On the tenth day of Hanukkah, my Jewish friend gave to me,
ten pairs of tube socks and a nick knack from the dollar store.

9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
and a wide screen flat plasma tv.

Coffee · 12-01-2007, 03:17 PM

On the 11th day of Ski holiday Break my doctor gave to me,
11 mended bones

10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store.
9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
And a wide screen flat plasma tv.

Coffee · 12-07-2007, 02:05 PM

On the 12th day of frenzied shopping my Credit Card Co. gave to me,

12 days to pay off a tripled credit rate

11 mended bones
10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store.
9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
And a wide screen flat plasma tv.

Brynn · 12-08-2007, 07:53 PM

On the first Friday of the month my mean boss gave to me

A notice that I'm laid off...

l'azizza · 12-09-2007, 02:10 AM

Oh Brynn for reals?

You know what this mean? You're due for something better.

11-27-2007, 02:22 AM	#1
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	The days of On the First day of Kwanza my Posee gave to me, A wide screen flat plasma tv. On the Second day of... Yay/Groan, it's time to do this again, try to keep/Keep it in the meter of original song (so we can sing it of course), replacing stuff with your own wierds/words.

11-29-2007, 10:38 AM	#7
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	On the sixth day of Winter Solstice a meteorologist gave to me four more months of winter. __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

12-08-2007, 07:53 PM	#14
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	On the first Friday of the month my mean boss gave to me A notice that I'm laid off... __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

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11-27-2007, 03:01 PM	#2
Angry Kid Hoyt How long was I asleep? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery Posts: 594	Oh, I can see this going awfully wrong. Or am I just so culturally paranoid that I am making more of it than I should.

11-27-2007, 03:55 PM	#3
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Personally, i think you are making too much of it...let me try again. On the second day of Solstice a Wiccan gave to me. Two hemp sweaters.

11-27-2007, 04:56 PM	#4
Angry Kid Hoyt How long was I asleep? Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery Posts: 594	Now I understand. On the third day of Festivus my ubergeek friend gave to me three 100% Domestically Produced and Manufactured 100% Recyclable Alluminum Festivus Poles....

11-27-2007, 05:02 PM	#5
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	On the fourth day of Tokeanefege, Authorntuhkat gave to me four Spam jello salads....

11-29-2007, 07:59 AM	#6
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	on the fifth day of O-ban a hacker sent to me.... five standard pings.

11-29-2007, 07:38 PM	#8
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	On the seventh day of Eid an Imam gave to me...7 days to convert.

11-29-2007, 09:34 PM	#9
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	on the eighth day of abstinence, a Mormon gave to me...8 STD's

11-30-2007, 02:22 AM	#10
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	On the ninth day of tax season my accountant gave to me 9 fat deductions.

11-30-2007, 03:50 AM	#11
l'azizza 98.4% monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bummed out city Posts: 634	On the tenth day of Hanukkah, my Jewish friend gave to me, ten pairs of tube socks and a nick knack from the dollar store. 9 fat deductions 8 STDs 7 days to convert 6 -- 4 more months of winter (?) 5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings 4 spam jello salads 3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles 2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them) and a wide screen flat plasma tv.

12-01-2007, 03:17 PM	#12
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	On the 11th day of Ski holiday Break my doctor gave to me, 11 mended bones 10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store. 9 fat deductions 8 STDs 7 days to convert 6 -- 4 more months of winter (?) 5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings 4 spam jello salads 3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles 2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them) And a wide screen flat plasma tv.

12-07-2007, 02:05 PM	#13
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	On the 12th day of frenzied shopping my Credit Card Co. gave to me, 12 days to pay off a tripled credit rate 11 mended bones 10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store. 9 fat deductions 8 STDs 7 days to convert 6 -- 4 more months of winter (?) 5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings 4 spam jello salads 3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles 2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them) And a wide screen flat plasma tv.

12-09-2007, 02:10 AM	#15
l'azizza 98.4% monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bummed out city Posts: 634	Oh Brynn for reals? You know what this mean? You're due for something better.