I caught a gopher today - ZEFRANK.COM

zenbabe · 08-04-2005, 03:38 AM

I didn't kill him, he was so cute. Against friends recomendations of course...but they are all into gardening and stuff. I tend to kill anything I try to grow in the garden anyway..so it didn't make any sense to me..but I guess they are terrible pests...did I mention how cute the damn thing was?

anyways...I took him down to the canyon..he will be happy there...was a little'un...seemed to take to the new environment.

I miss him now..I named him murray ever since he showed up last night.

I miss murray!

So I caught my first gopher.

What did you catch today?

Hermione · 08-04-2005, 03:51 AM

I tried to catch a rabbit in my backyard. We put up this fence stuff so that bunnies and such can't eat our flowers and grass. I guess one bunny got stuck on our property. I tried to catch it and make it my new pet.. but it dug a hole and ran away.

zenbabe · 08-04-2005, 04:03 AM

He looked like this..and I call him He because I can't prove otherwise..and because I named him Murray..

but he really looked like this...

he was super friendly and clean..we thought he might have been somebody's pet until we figured out that he was a gopher!

trisherina · 08-04-2005, 04:08 AM

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course.
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

I caught a Californian endocrinologist (it was easy, he was sleeping) and held him at the point of my sword until I made him give me back my friend, you sonnavabitch.

Deviate · 08-05-2005, 06:28 AM

i caught a beaver, but i let her go after playing with her for awhile.

Con ate dog · 08-05-2005, 12:18 PM

I caught a parent talking on her cellphone in the middle of class. I motioned to my students to eavesdrop along with me- easiest minute of teaching ever.

bentoboo · 08-05-2005, 08:20 PM

Zen,

You should have put him in my backyard it is apparently it is a retreat for gophers. They all love my backyard. I have adopted them all as my pets because they WON'tT LEAVE!

zenbabe · 08-05-2005, 11:15 PM

haha....it very well could have been your backyard!

xfox · 08-06-2005, 12:54 AM

I work in the country literally: cornfields and cows. Wildlife is everywhere. We have a rather large hedgehog I call Fuzzy, but I can't catch it. It's too shy. It eats grass but when it sees me it heads for cover.

Klynne · 08-06-2005, 01:40 AM

I caught a buzz. Should sleep well tonight.

madasacutsnake · 08-06-2005, 04:05 AM

I caught some luck and didn't have to sleep over at the home last night.

zenbabe · 08-06-2005, 06:23 PM

catch the hedgehog!!!!

madasacutsnake · 08-06-2005, 09:04 PM

I caught some bad luck and had to sleep over last night.

priceyfatprude · 08-06-2005, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfox

I work in the country literally: cornfields and cows. Wildlife is everywhere. We have a rather large hedgehog I call Fuzzy, but I can't catch it. It's too shy. It eats grass but when it sees me it heads for cover.

We used to have one in our backyard. They call them Woodchucks here. So we named him...Chuck. He became part of the family.

"Chuck was out in the back today, eating some grass"

"Chuck came right up to the house today"

etc.

Then after winter, Chuck emerged from hibernation...w/4 little Chucklings following him...I mean her. lol Her name got changed to Chuckette.

I have a mpeg of a tiny hedgehog trying to copulate with a kitchen sponge, but no idea how to post it.

xfox · 08-07-2005, 03:50 AM

OMG! That's so funny! Chuckette hahahaha

08-04-2005, 03:38 AM	#1
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I caught a gopher today I didn't kill him, he was so cute. Against friends recomendations of course...but they are all into gardening and stuff. I tend to kill anything I try to grow in the garden anyway..so it didn't make any sense to me..but I guess they are terrible pests...did I mention how cute the damn thing was? anyways...I took him down to the canyon..he will be happy there...was a little'un...seemed to take to the new environment. I miss him now..I named him murray ever since he showed up last night. I miss murray! So I caught my first gopher. What did you catch today? __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-04-2005, 04:03 AM	#3
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	He looked like this..and I call him He because I can't prove otherwise..and because I named him Murray.. but he really looked like this... he was super friendly and clean..we thought he might have been somebody's pet until we figured out that he was a gopher! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-04-2005, 04:08 AM	#4
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course. Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents! Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason. I caught a Californian endocrinologist (it was easy, he was sleeping) and held him at the point of my sword until I made him give me back my friend, you sonnavabitch. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

08-05-2005, 08:20 PM	#7
bentoboo monkey Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 42	Zen, You should have put him in my backyard it is apparently it is a retreat for gophers. They all love my backyard. I have adopted them all as my pets because they WON'tT LEAVE! __________________ Fetchez la Vache

08-05-2005, 11:15 PM	#8
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	haha....it very well could have been your backyard! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-04-2005, 03:51 AM	#2
Hermione monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,060	I tried to catch a rabbit in my backyard. We put up this fence stuff so that bunnies and such can't eat our flowers and grass. I guess one bunny got stuck on our property. I tried to catch it and make it my new pet.. but it dug a hole and ran away.

08-05-2005, 06:28 AM	#5
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	i caught a beaver, but i let her go after playing with her for awhile.

08-05-2005, 12:18 PM	#6
Con ate dog some guy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals Posts: 308	I caught a parent talking on her cellphone in the middle of class. I motioned to my students to eavesdrop along with me- easiest minute of teaching ever.

08-06-2005, 12:54 AM	#9
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	I work in the country literally: cornfields and cows. Wildlife is everywhere. We have a rather large hedgehog I call Fuzzy, but I can't catch it. It's too shy. It eats grass but when it sees me it heads for cover.

08-06-2005, 01:40 AM	#10
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	I caught a buzz. Should sleep well tonight.

08-06-2005, 04:05 AM	#11
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	I caught some luck and didn't have to sleep over at the home last night. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

08-06-2005, 06:23 PM	#12
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	catch the hedgehog!!!! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-06-2005, 09:04 PM	#13
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	I caught some bad luck and had to sleep over last night. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

08-07-2005, 03:50 AM	#15
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	OMG! That's so funny! Chuckette hahahaha

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