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Old 05-27-2004, 06:21 PM   #7576
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Hacksaw isn't the most dangerous tool in a toolshop.
That distinction lies with box cutters. That's the one that cost me the use of my left hand for four months.
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:23 PM   #7577
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Yeah.....I hated her too....
Well I suppose it's best to take down that shrine then huh?
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:36 PM   #7578
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Oh "shrine".....I thought you said "urinal"....my bad.
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:39 PM   #7579
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hey now. no pot shots at rimmer. bastard.
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:40 PM   #7580
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Afternoon, bonglemunch.
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:51 PM   #7581
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.. That's the one that cost me the use of my left hand for four months.
..and then another four months for your right one to shrink back to it's normal size?
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:52 PM   #7582
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Afternoon, bonglemunch
afternoon to you as well, spatnycrust
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:08 PM   #7583
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I just ate 14 rolaids and it didn't do anything. Acid is shooting up my throat, making me gag. Painful.

God I hate acid reflux. Gotta get that rx filled.
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:16 PM   #7584
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Oh man! this guy in Park Slope went to an advocacy group because his landlord won't make repairs in his rent-stabilized apartment that he pays -- $114 a month!! (No that isn't a typo).

His next door neighbor pays $2,200 for the same apartment.

This guy has been in there 20 years.

My God. $114 a month. That's unfathomable!
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:33 PM   #7585
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I found a chocodile at 7-11. I bought it; dont ask why. Maybe Ill take a picture of it. I dont really know what to do with the bugger.
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:48 PM   #7586
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Make chocodile skin cowboy boots?
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:41 AM   #7587
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Where is my thesaurus?
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Old 05-28-2004, 02:56 AM   #7588
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Where is my thesaurus?
Here you go:

rhyming dictionary and thesaurus

It's not exhaustive, but it's pretty good.
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:00 AM   #7589
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Hey, thanks Lala. That's actually the one I use online. But, sometimes I think better with an actual book - flipping pages and all that. And I can't find mine. :-(
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:04 AM   #7590
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awww... I have one!
Too bad I can't just upload a copy
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