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Old 09-17-2006, 07:43 PM   #1
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Guilt-Free Communal Limericks

WHAT? Another limerick thread? Oh well, how can one more hurt?

These will be your garden variety limericks.
One line per post.

Have a perfect line? Feel free. Not so perfect? Oh, go ahead.
Edited to add: It is understood that everyone here is trying to write limericks that rhyme and have the correct meter. We may not always get it exactly right, but at least we can try, and have a bit of fun. This doesn't mean that we try to write the worst limerick lines possible - for that perhaps someone would like to create a Bad Limericks thread

Posts in this thread are not eligible for open critique.
Edited to add: By this I mean that it should be assumed that not all writers here feel comfortable having their contributions publicly criticized. You can of course always offer your constructive criticsm using the PM function.
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Old 09-17-2006, 07:44 PM   #2
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My panda has eaten my sweater
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Old 09-17-2006, 09:09 PM   #3
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My panda has eaten my sweater
*MUAH*
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Old 09-18-2006, 05:08 AM   #4
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My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter
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Old 09-18-2006, 10:40 AM   #5
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My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter
And now there are big orange fuzzies in her poop
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Old 09-18-2006, 11:20 AM   #6
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My panda has eaten my sweater
the one with the big orange letter
And now there are big orange fuzzies in her poop
Some so big they won't fit in the scoop
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:12 AM   #7
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Like Dracula this thread came right back
But now we must all dress in black
Are we goth or emo?
Should stay or all go?
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Old 01-04-2010, 03:15 PM   #8
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Like Dracula this thread came right back
But now we must all dress in black
Are we goth or emo?
All stay or all go?
Well, I'm in -- let's give it a whack.
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Old 05-05-2011, 08:06 PM   #9
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The neon green sticky-note shone
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:22 PM   #10
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The neon green sticky-not shone
by the screen of the LED phone
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When she asked "what's that stuff?"
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Old 05-08-2011, 09:39 AM   #12
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When she asked "what's that stuff?"
He thought she said "rough"
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Old 05-09-2011, 05:55 PM   #13
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The neon green sticky-snot shone
By the screen of the LED phone
When she asked "what's that stuff?"
He thought she said "Ruff!"
So he slipped out and gave her a bone
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Old 05-09-2011, 11:11 PM   #14
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Asked a young man from Abbottabad:
"Will eating cake make me fatter dad?"
His dad replied - "Son,
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Asked a young man from Abbottabad:
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His dad replied - "Son,
put down that portal gun"
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