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masterofNone · 03-16-2003, 12:57 AM

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder
3. She laughed and she cried
4. Then she moaned and she sighed

noxxville · 03-17-2003, 04:09 AM

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder
3. She laughed and she cried
4. Then she moaned and she sighed
5. And looked at me with wonder!

moel · 03-17-2003, 10:26 AM

1. If I were king of this castle

backward_glance · 03-17-2003, 10:55 AM

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)

Sri Rama · 03-17-2003, 01:03 PM

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat

dinzdale · 03-17-2003, 01:09 PM

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat
4. And buy me a goat

masterofNone · 03-17-2003, 01:11 PM

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat
4. And buy me a goat,
5. slather on olive oil and then wrastle

moel · 03-17-2003, 09:18 PM

1. I can very much hear the snow melting

noxxville · 03-17-2003, 09:51 PM

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting

moel · 03-17-2003, 10:35 PM

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear

lapietra · 03-18-2003, 08:25 PM

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear
4. And despite lots of beer

moel · 03-18-2003, 11:27 PM

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear
4. And despite lots of beer
5. I don't find this to be a swell thing.

lapietra · 03-19-2003, 03:25 PM

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin

Deviate · 03-19-2003, 03:26 PM

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'

lapietra · 03-19-2003, 03:28 PM

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'
3. And when that one's finished

03-17-2003, 04:09 AM	#722
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder 2. Till there friendship was torn asunder 3. She laughed and she cried 4. Then she moaned and she sighed 5. And looked at me with wonder! __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

03-17-2003, 10:55 AM	#724
backward_glance what we call a modulation Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: oxford, uk Posts: 21	1. If I were king of this castle 2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s) __________________ dreaming of a waitress with maxwell house eyes, marmalade thighs and scrambled yellow hair

03-17-2003, 09:51 PM	#729
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	1. I can very much hear the snow melting 2. In the aftermath of a good pelting __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

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03-16-2003, 12:57 AM	#721
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder 2. Till there friendship was torn asunder 3. She laughed and she cried 4. Then she moaned and she sighed

03-17-2003, 10:26 AM	#723
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. If I were king of this castle

03-17-2003, 01:03 PM	#725
Sri Rama Starving Artist Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 45	1. If I were king of this castle 2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s) 3. And fill up my moat

03-17-2003, 01:09 PM	#726
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. If I were king of this castle 2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s) 3. And fill up my moat 4. And buy me a goat

03-17-2003, 01:11 PM	#727
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. If I were king of this castle 2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s) 3. And fill up my moat 4. And buy me a goat, 5. slather on olive oil and then wrastle

03-17-2003, 09:18 PM	#728
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. I can very much hear the snow melting

03-17-2003, 10:35 PM	#730
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. I can very much hear the snow melting 2. In the aftermath of a good pelting 3. Its jammed in my ear

03-18-2003, 08:25 PM	#731
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. I can very much hear the snow melting 2. In the aftermath of a good pelting 3. Its jammed in my ear 4. And despite lots of beer

03-18-2003, 11:27 PM	#732
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. I can very much hear the snow melting 2. In the aftermath of a good pelting 3. Its jammed in my ear 4. And despite lots of beer 5. I don't find this to be a swell thing.

03-19-2003, 03:25 PM	#733
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin

03-19-2003, 03:26 PM	#734
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin 2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'

03-19-2003, 03:28 PM	#735
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin 2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin' 3. And when that one's finished