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brightpearl · 08-03-2007, 06:45 PM

I bet I know who has this (with sesame ginger dressing) for dinner every night.

brightpearl · 08-04-2007, 07:17 PM

lukkucairi · 08-04-2007, 09:32 PM

Stephi_B · 08-06-2007, 11:43 AM

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Book Description

GIRAFFES?
GIRAFFES!

For many years the scientific and educational community has wondered and worried about the possibility that semi-sane scholar-pretenders would find the means to put out a series of reference books, filled with ludicrous misinformation and aimed at children.
So here we are with GIRAFFES? GIRAFFES! by Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey. A world-renowned and much feared expert on everything, Dr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey has seventeen degrees from eighteen institutions of higher learning. With her husband, Benny, she has traveled the world many times over, has learned about all aspects of life, including outer space and food, first hand.
When is the last time you actually sat down and had a conversation with a giraffe? That's what I thought. You are hopelessly clueless on giraffe culture, their likes/dislikes and voting patterns -- most giraffes are probably libertarian. GIRAFFES? GIRAFFES! is the authoritative text on the biology, history and overall nature of giraffes.
You are so behind on giraffes that it's rather embarrassing and you obviously need this book more than health insurance. Things you probably don't know about giraffes -- and can only be found in this book -- include giraffes' preferred mode of transportation (conveyor belt), what their bodies are made of (paper mache, a clock, fruit juices and a super-strong lightweight titanium alloy), where most giraffes live (Terra Haute, Indiana -- known for many things, including buildings made of wood and ground made of dirt), and basic giraffe history (in 50,000 B.C giraffes began to hang out with primitive man, they found him to be likeable and helped him paint buffaloes in caves).
Cheat Sheet on Giraffes (good for slumber parties and barroom brawls):
• Giraffes invented plastic. "No, not plastic--latex. My bad. Still, though isn't that amazing?"
• Frequently Asked Question: Why do we call giraffes "giraffes?" Answer: Because when they came to Earth they asked us to.
• Rarely Asked Question: How fast can giraffes run? The giraffes have tried to phase out running from their lives but if they had to, they could still run much faster than you. Let's say, for the sake of argument, that they can run 780 mph.
With the wit and irreverent sense of humor for which Dave Eggers and McSweeney's is known, comes the first volume in the revolutionary Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance books. More than just entertaining and informative, GIRAFFES? GIRAFFES! will help you appear smarter, more in touch with your sensitive side and whiten your teeth. And much, much more that will likely sicken you.

trisherina · 08-06-2007, 01:21 PM

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? ...am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
My god!...what have I done

craig johnston · 08-06-2007, 06:24 PM

^^
lettin the days go by

Stephi_B · 08-07-2007, 11:19 AM

+

=

??

try - it lets the days go by

trisherina · 08-07-2007, 11:43 AM

Marcus Bales · 08-07-2007, 11:50 AM

House,M.D. · 08-07-2007, 10:27 PM

brightpearl · 08-09-2007, 12:46 AM

Have some cake. Cake heals all wounds.

Tunesmith · 08-09-2007, 01:43 AM

That makes me think of the Kodama.

brightpearl · 08-09-2007, 06:44 PM

This is for 12" razormix:

It's a band-aid AND a cookie. I can think of no better comfort.

lukkucairi · 08-09-2007, 07:59 PM

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08-07-2007, 11:50 AM	#1030
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08-09-2007, 01:43 AM	#1033
Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	That makes me think of the Kodama. __________________ of the deadly ginger snaps

08-03-2007, 06:45 PM	#1022
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	I bet I know who has this (with sesame ginger dressing) for dinner every night.

08-04-2007, 07:17 PM	#1023
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749

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08-06-2007, 01:21 PM	#1026
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	And you may ask yourself What is that beautiful house? And you may ask yourself Where does that highway go? And you may ask yourself Am I right? ...am I wrong? And you may tell yourself My god!...what have I done

08-07-2007, 11:19 AM	#1028
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	+ = ?? try - it lets the days go by

08-07-2007, 11:43 AM	#1029
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068

08-09-2007, 12:46 AM	#1032
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Have some cake. Cake heals all wounds.

08-09-2007, 06:44 PM	#1034
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	This is for 12" razormix: It's a band-aid AND a cookie. I can think of no better comfort.

08-09-2007, 07:59 PM	#1035
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