Limericks for the Purist (communal) - Page 5 - ZEFRANK.COM

moel · 01-24-2003, 11:58 PM

1. When's the last time that you showered?
2. By your aroma I am quite overpowered
3. Like Eau d' Wet Yak
4. It's hygiene you lack
5. Stop fearing the water you coward.

zenbabe · 01-25-2003, 12:26 AM

1. There was once a young man named Buzz

moel · 01-25-2003, 12:41 AM

1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz

masterofNone · 01-25-2003, 01:07 AM

1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz
3. Dressing up for a Rave,

1kookykat · 01-25-2003, 01:43 AM

1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz
3. Dressing up for a Rave,
4. He attempted to depilate

zenbabe · 01-25-2003, 01:48 AM

1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz
3. Dressing up for a Rave,
4. He attempted to depilate
5. ......................................

1kookykat · 01-25-2003, 02:21 AM

The master left a tough setup for me.

Let's see,

behave
brave
cave
crave
Dave
fave?
gave
grave
nave
save

I give up.

zenbabe · 01-25-2003, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1kookykat
The master left a tough setup for me.

Let's see,

behave
brave
cave
crave
Dave
fave?
gave
grave
nave
save

I give up.

lol!!! depilate?

ProfessionalGun · 01-25-2003, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1kookykat
The master left a tough setup for me.

Let's see,

behave
brave
cave
crave
Dave
fave?
gave
grave
nave
save

I give up.

Hey, the way I see it, 'depilate' was really your only option.

masterofNone · 01-25-2003, 11:24 AM

hello.... shave?

1kookykat · 01-25-2003, 12:09 PM

1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz
3. Dressing up for a Rave,
4. Shave and a haircut--two bits

No, that that kind of throws off the timing.

I think that with the situation that's been set up by Zen, moeL and moN up through line 3, some sort of fuzz removal is definitely the way to go.

4. He tweezed himself in a cave

Aw, hell. Somebody else try it.

ProfessionalGun · 01-25-2003, 02:07 PM

1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz
3. Dressing up for a Rave,

Listen I must agree that some sort of fuzz removal would add nicely to the theme here, but frankly- the setup has left no such option. I contacted the CEO of Nads© Hair Removal Cream, and he had this to say, "Though our cream is capable of many things, we do not suggest you use it on your. . . limerick." He then took me aside and gave me the names of several creams HE enjoys using on HIS limerick. . . and I am not at liberty to list those here.

So- we definitely have ourselves a dilemma here. Perhaps:

4. He dried off from a bathe

???

No, you're right. That sucks too.

nycwriters · 01-25-2003, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterofNone
hello.... shave?

Yup.

4. He prepared for a shave

ProfessionalGun · 01-25-2003, 02:38 PM

Hmmm. . . now why didn't we think of that?

1. There was once a young man named Buzz
2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz
3. Dressing up for a Rave,
4. He prepared for a shave
5. And did as a hairy man does.

nycwriters · 01-25-2003, 03:00 PM

4. He was really quite brave
4. He was looking to save
4. All the stares he did stave
4. It was something to crave
4. After he left his cave

01-25-2003, 12:26 AM	#62
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. There was once a young man named Buzz __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

01-25-2003, 01:43 AM	#65
1kookykat Black ants vs. white ants Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The KookyKam Studios, atop the Kooky Building Posts: 215	1. There was once a young man named Buzz 2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz 3. Dressing up for a Rave, 4. He attempted to depilate __________________ Atheism presupposes Theism

01-25-2003, 01:48 AM	#66
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. There was once a young man named Buzz 2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz 3. Dressing up for a Rave, 4. He attempted to depilate 5. ...................................... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

01-25-2003, 02:21 AM	#67
1kookykat Black ants vs. white ants Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The KookyKam Studios, atop the Kooky Building Posts: 215	What? The master left a tough setup for me. Let's see, behave brave cave crave Dave fave? gave grave nave save I give up. __________________ Atheism presupposes Theism

01-25-2003, 12:09 PM	#71
1kookykat Black ants vs. white ants Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The KookyKam Studios, atop the Kooky Building Posts: 215	1. There was once a young man named Buzz 2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz 3. Dressing up for a Rave, 4. Shave and a haircut--two bits No, that that kind of throws off the timing. I think that with the situation that's been set up by Zen, moeL and moN up through line 3, some sort of fuzz removal is definitely the way to go. 4. He tweezed himself in a cave Aw, hell. Somebody else try it. __________________ Atheism presupposes Theism

01-24-2003, 11:58 PM	#61
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. When's the last time that you showered? 2. By your aroma I am quite overpowered 3. Like Eau d' Wet Yak 4. It's hygiene you lack 5. Stop fearing the water you coward.

01-25-2003, 12:41 AM	#63
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. There was once a young man named Buzz 2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz

01-25-2003, 01:07 AM	#64
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. There was once a young man named Buzz 2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz 3. Dressing up for a Rave,

01-25-2003, 11:24 AM	#70
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	hello.... shave?

01-25-2003, 02:07 PM	#72
ProfessionalGun "We've Got a Floater!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Between Residences Posts: 108	1. There was once a young man named Buzz 2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz 3. Dressing up for a Rave, Listen I must agree that some sort of fuzz removal would add nicely to the theme here, but frankly- the setup has left no such option. I contacted the CEO of Nads© Hair Removal Cream, and he had this to say, "Though our cream is capable of many things, we do not suggest you use it on your. . . limerick." He then took me aside and gave me the names of several creams HE enjoys using on HIS limerick. . . and I am not at liberty to list those here. So- we definitely have ourselves a dilemma here. Perhaps: 4. He dried off from a bathe ??? No, you're right. That sucks too.

01-25-2003, 02:38 PM	#74
ProfessionalGun "We've Got a Floater!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Between Residences Posts: 108	Hmmm. . . now why didn't we think of that? 1. There was once a young man named Buzz 2. Who was covered in a very fine fuzz 3. Dressing up for a Rave, 4. He prepared for a shave 5. And did as a hairy man does. __________________ Shhhh. . . Do you hear that? http://www.jcjordan.com

01-25-2003, 03:00 PM	#75
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	4. He was really quite brave 4. He was looking to save 4. All the stares he did stave 4. It was something to crave 4. After he left his cave

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