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ProfessionalGun · 01-25-2003, 03:03 PM

nyc- you really didn't get it, did you. . . .

Ah well.

1. There's always room for Jello

nycwriters · 01-25-2003, 03:09 PM

Sorry, wasn't paying attention.

*shrug*

dinzdale · 01-25-2003, 07:38 PM

Oi ! Purist....

1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O.

Start agian.......

masterofNone · 01-25-2003, 07:42 PM

1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O.
2. This thread is not for the mellow

ProfessionalGun · 01-25-2003, 08:10 PM

1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O.
2. This thread is not for the mellow
3. I'll bust out my gat. . .

masterofNone · 01-25-2003, 09:08 PM

1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O.
2. This thread is not for the mellow
3. I'll bust out my gat. . .
4. pop a cap in yo rat.

nycwriters · 01-25-2003, 10:28 PM

1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O.
2. This thread is not for the mellow
3. I'll bust out my gat. . .
4. pop a cap in yo rat.
5. Cos your shortie ain't phat like J-Lo

1kookykat · 01-25-2003, 10:51 PM

Can we go back and change it back to depilate? I really liked depilate. Oh well.

While we're on the subject,

1. There IS nothing like a shorn scrotum

moel · 01-25-2003, 10:57 PM

1. There IS nothing like a shorn scrotum
2. They wanted some proof so I should 'em

ProfessionalGun · 01-25-2003, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
Oi ! Purist....

1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O.

Start agian.......

Let me just break the flow for a moment. . . Dinz. . . it's all in the interpretation. For instance, I read your division of beats as 4 instead of 3. (the hyphenated "al-ways" leads me to believe you intended a beat there, as well). . . . Now- I could read this so it fits a 3 beat form, but yours leaves question.

And. . . it's "again". . . not "agian".
God I love being a bastard.

Please, let the games commence.

1kookykat · 01-25-2003, 11:29 PM

Well, with that in mind, let me fix this first line a bit.

And did you mean "showed 'em", Noel? Cause that's beautiful.

1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum
2. They wanted some proof so I showed 'em

moel · 01-25-2003, 11:45 PM

Oops!...I sure did....haha...thanks...I am an idiot.

ProfessionalGun · 01-26-2003, 12:17 AM

Oh thank goodness. I was about to go in for a vocabulary lesson! And Noel. . . that IS quite wonderful.

1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum
2. They wanted some proof so I showed 'em
3. I unzipped my fly

moel · 01-26-2003, 12:57 AM

No need for the lesson, I just need more attention. Ha, and not much rhymes with scrotum!

1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum
2. They wanted some proof so I showed 'em
3. I unzipped my fly
4. Not at all shy

ProfessionalGun · 01-26-2003, 01:29 AM

1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum
2. They wanted some proof so I showed 'em
3. I unzipped my fly
4. Not at all shy
5. But you shrink from cold air, you don't grow some!

01-25-2003, 10:51 PM	#83
1kookykat Black ants vs. white ants Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The KookyKam Studios, atop the Kooky Building Posts: 215	Can we go back and change it back to depilate? I really liked depilate. Oh well. While we're on the subject, 1. There IS nothing like a shorn scrotum __________________ Atheism presupposes Theism

01-25-2003, 11:29 PM	#86
1kookykat Black ants vs. white ants Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The KookyKam Studios, atop the Kooky Building Posts: 215	Well, with that in mind, let me fix this first line a bit. And did you mean "showed 'em", Noel? Cause that's beautiful. 1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum 2. They wanted some proof so I showed 'em __________________ Atheism presupposes Theism

01-26-2003, 12:17 AM	#88
ProfessionalGun "We've Got a Floater!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Between Residences Posts: 108	Oh thank goodness. I was about to go in for a vocabulary lesson! And Noel. . . that IS quite wonderful. 1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum 2. They wanted some proof so I showed 'em 3. I unzipped my fly Last edited by ProfessionalGun : 01-26-2003 at 12:20 AM.

01-26-2003, 01:29 AM	#90
ProfessionalGun "We've Got a Floater!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Between Residences Posts: 108	1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum 2. They wanted some proof so I showed 'em 3. I unzipped my fly 4. Not at all shy 5. But you shrink from cold air, you don't grow some! __________________ Shhhh. . . Do you hear that? http://www.jcjordan.com Last edited by ProfessionalGun : 01-26-2003 at 01:43 AM.

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01-25-2003, 03:03 PM	#76
ProfessionalGun "We've Got a Floater!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Between Residences Posts: 108	nyc- you really didn't get it, did you. . . . Ah well. 1. There's always room for Jello

01-25-2003, 03:09 PM	#77
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Sorry, wasn't paying attention. shrug

01-25-2003, 07:38 PM	#78
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Oi ! Purist.... 1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O. Start agian.......

01-25-2003, 07:42 PM	#79
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O. 2. This thread is not for the mellow

01-25-2003, 08:10 PM	#80
ProfessionalGun "We've Got a Floater!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Between Residences Posts: 108	1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O. 2. This thread is not for the mellow 3. I'll bust out my gat. . .

01-25-2003, 09:08 PM	#81
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O. 2. This thread is not for the mellow 3. I'll bust out my gat. . . 4. pop a cap in yo rat.

01-25-2003, 10:28 PM	#82
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. There IS al-ways room for Jell-O. 2. This thread is not for the mellow 3. I'll bust out my gat. . . 4. pop a cap in yo rat. 5. Cos your shortie ain't phat like J-Lo

01-25-2003, 10:57 PM	#84
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. There IS nothing like a shorn scrotum 2. They wanted some proof so I should 'em

01-25-2003, 11:45 PM	#87
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	Oops!...I sure did....haha...thanks...I am an idiot.

01-26-2003, 12:57 AM	#89
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	No need for the lesson, I just need more attention. Ha, and not much rhymes with scrotum! 1. There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum 2. They wanted some proof so I showed 'em 3. I unzipped my fly 4. Not at all shy