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Old 10-29-2004, 03:48 PM   #976
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.

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Old 10-30-2004, 04:29 AM   #977
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"I'm going to live to be 100, unless I'm run down by a sugar-crazed taxi driver."

-- 72-year-old longevity guru Jerome Rodale, the day before he arrested and expired on the Dick Cavett Show.
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Old 10-30-2004, 11:09 AM   #978
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what's the point of it living to be a hundred? a short and merry life is far better than a long life sustained by fear caution and perpetual medical surveillance

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Old 11-03-2004, 04:19 AM   #979
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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Old 11-06-2004, 07:52 PM   #980
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i've that within for which there are no plasters.

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Old 11-06-2004, 09:03 PM   #981
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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:51 PM   #982
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The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

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Old 11-08-2004, 08:52 PM   #983
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Love is the strongest force the world possesses, and yet it is the humblest imaginable.

-- Mohandas Gandhi
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Old 11-08-2004, 11:31 PM   #984
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But when hunger comes to rap, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat
At the window, see how love flies out the door

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Old 11-09-2004, 02:01 AM   #985
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Let them eat cake.

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Old 11-09-2004, 03:52 AM   #986
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You lot, who preach restraint and watch your waist as well
Should learn, for once, the way the world is run
However much you twist, or whatever lies that you tell
Food is the first thing, morals follow on

So first make sure that those who are now starving
get proper helpings, when we all start carving

--Original words by Bertolt Brecht
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Old 11-09-2004, 04:08 AM   #987
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

-- George Bernard Shaw
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Old 11-09-2004, 05:09 AM   #988
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I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both.

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Old 11-09-2004, 07:36 AM   #989
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"When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression..." -- Sheila Jeffrys



(disclaimer: the text of the post does not represent the feelings of the poster. but its sure fun.)
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Old 11-09-2004, 07:45 AM   #990
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Womens Liberation calls it enslavement but the real truth about the sexual revolution is that it has made of sex an almost chaotically limitless and therefore unmanageable realm in the life of women.

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