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titanicaxx · 03-21-2003, 11:42 AM

1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing
4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing

lapietra · 03-21-2003, 10:07 PM

1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing
4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing
5. And croon like Nathaniel King Cole.

moel · 03-22-2003, 02:00 AM

1. If I leave here tomorrow

noxxville · 03-22-2003, 06:46 PM

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?

masterofNone · 03-23-2003, 01:26 AM

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed

beckstra · 03-23-2003, 01:57 PM

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
4. My journey is mapped

moel · 03-23-2003, 02:01 PM

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
4. My journey is mapped
5. I'm moving to Mt kilimanjaro.

beckstra · 03-23-2003, 09:01 PM

1. my inflatable pool is gone

lapietra · 03-23-2003, 09:07 PM

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn

AllegroNg · 03-23-2003, 10:03 PM

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide

moel · 03-23-2003, 10:40 PM

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
4. Just ran of to hide

noxxville · 03-24-2003, 03:54 AM

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
4. Just ran of to hide
5. I guess I'll watch some porn.

-or, If you want to rhyme with line #1

5. I guess I'll watch porn with MoN

nycwriters · 03-24-2003, 04:33 AM

1. Lala went dancing at ten

chuckie egg · 03-24-2003, 11:00 AM

1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then

moel · 03-24-2003, 11:16 AM

1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve

03-22-2003, 06:46 PM	#754
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	1. If I leave here tomorrow 2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow? __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

03-24-2003, 03:54 AM	#762
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	1. my inflatable pool is gone 2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn 3. And then my Slip and Slide 4. Just ran of to hide 5. I guess I'll watch some porn. -or, If you want to rhyme with line #1 5. I guess I'll watch porn with MoN __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

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03-21-2003, 11:42 AM	#751
titanicaxx monkey Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: not quite at mid life crisis Posts: 28	1. this weather is taking its toll 2. I now have the voice of a troll 3. All I want is to sing 4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing

03-21-2003, 10:07 PM	#752
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. this weather is taking its toll 2. I now have the voice of a troll 3. All I want is to sing 4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing 5. And croon like Nathaniel King Cole.

03-22-2003, 02:00 AM	#753
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. If I leave here tomorrow

03-23-2003, 01:26 AM	#755
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. If I leave here tomorrow 2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow? 3. I'm already packed

03-23-2003, 01:57 PM	#756
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	1. If I leave here tomorrow 2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow? 3. I'm already packed 4. My journey is mapped

03-23-2003, 02:01 PM	#757
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. If I leave here tomorrow 2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow? 3. I'm already packed 4. My journey is mapped 5. I'm moving to Mt kilimanjaro.

03-23-2003, 09:01 PM	#758
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	1. my inflatable pool is gone

03-23-2003, 09:07 PM	#759
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. my inflatable pool is gone 2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn

03-23-2003, 10:03 PM	#760
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. my inflatable pool is gone 2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn 3. And then my Slip and Slide

03-23-2003, 10:40 PM	#761
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. my inflatable pool is gone 2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn 3. And then my Slip and Slide 4. Just ran of to hide

03-24-2003, 04:33 AM	#763
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. Lala went dancing at ten

03-24-2003, 11:00 AM	#764
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	1. Lala went dancing at ten 2. She had a great time and then

03-24-2003, 11:16 AM	#765
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. Lala went dancing at ten 2. She had a great time and then 3. The clock struck twelve