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dinzdale · 03-26-2003, 12:45 PM

1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
4. Up my old artichoke

masterofNone · 03-26-2003, 12:46 PM

1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
4. Up my old artichoke
5. and prompts mr johnsons retreat

titanicaxx · 03-26-2003, 12:54 PM

1. I think my computer is human

masterofNone · 03-26-2003, 01:40 PM

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'

Deviate · 03-26-2003, 01:45 PM

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete

lapietra · 03-26-2003, 02:46 PM

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"

masterofNone · 03-26-2003, 05:54 PM

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"
5. and proceded to insult my groomin'

Deviate · 03-26-2003, 06:00 PM

1. I think I've eaten too much grease

lapietra · 03-26-2003, 06:02 PM

1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease

masterofNone · 03-26-2003, 09:27 PM

1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits

lapietra · 03-26-2003, 10:41 PM

1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
4. Combined with the nits

AllegroNg · 03-27-2003, 07:37 PM

1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
4. Combined with the nits
5. Get this zeppoli off my tits, please.

nycwriters · 03-27-2003, 08:12 PM

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN

dinzdale · 03-27-2003, 09:07 PM

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then

masterofNone · 03-27-2003, 09:20 PM

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie

03-26-2003, 10:41 PM	#791
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	avoiding the obvious 1. I think I've eaten too much grease 2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease 3. it's giving me zits 4. Combined with the nits

03-27-2003, 07:37 PM	#792
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Taking advantage of the obvious 1. I think I've eaten too much grease 2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease 3. it's giving me zits 4. Combined with the nits 5. Get this zeppoli off my tits, please.

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03-26-2003, 12:45 PM	#781
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat 2. And its not being very discreet 3. It prods and it pokes 4. Up my old artichoke

03-26-2003, 12:46 PM	#782
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat 2. And its not being very discreet 3. It prods and it pokes 4. Up my old artichoke 5. and prompts mr johnsons retreat

03-26-2003, 12:54 PM	#783
titanicaxx monkey Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: not quite at mid life crisis Posts: 28	1. I think my computer is human

03-26-2003, 01:40 PM	#784
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. I think my computer is human 2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'

03-26-2003, 01:45 PM	#785
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	1. I think my computer is human 2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin' 3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete

03-26-2003, 02:46 PM	#786
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. I think my computer is human 2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin' 3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete 4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"

03-26-2003, 05:54 PM	#787
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. I think my computer is human 2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin' 3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete 4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!" 5. and proceded to insult my groomin'

03-26-2003, 06:00 PM	#788
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	1. I think I've eaten too much grease

03-26-2003, 06:02 PM	#789
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. I think I've eaten too much grease 2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease

03-26-2003, 09:27 PM	#790
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. I think I've eaten too much grease 2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease 3. it's giving me zits

03-27-2003, 08:12 PM	#793
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN

03-27-2003, 09:07 PM	#794
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN 2. My testicles do that, now and then

03-27-2003, 09:20 PM	#795
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN 2. My testicles do that, now and then 3. the right is left and the left is a rightie