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zenbabe · 08-03-2005, 05:02 AM

oh hell yeah!

Deviate · 08-03-2005, 05:11 PM

hell yeah, indeed.

zenbabe · 08-04-2005, 03:33 AM

thumbs up to that!

Brynn · 08-04-2005, 07:11 AM

I'm flashing back to fifth grade. The most popular girl in the most popular clique won't tell me what popular points are or how to get them. I despair, and when I get home I turn on a rerun of Gilligan's Island with my little sister and we argue over who gets to be Ginger and who gets to be Mary Ann. We finally agree that I will be Mary Ann but I call dibs on Batgirl, who trumps Ginger any day.

Susan Jane Gilmore in Hypocrite In A Poufy White Dress writes about the exact same thing - only in her household, whoever touched the screen first got to be that character.

"For me, however, one character was the apotheosis of all that I admired and ever hoped to be.

By day, Barbara Gordon was the brainy, Jackie-Kennedy-esque daughter of Gotham's police commissioner. and yet, with one flick of a switch, her vanity table rotated around and she was transformed into Batgirl, as pornographic a crime frighter as could be seen on prime time, with stiletto heels, a peek-a-boo black mask, and sparkly latex bodysuit that made her look as if she'd been dipped in liquid rubber.

For Batgirl's big 'fight move," Batman and Robin would lift her off the ground like two chorus boys and Wham! Bap! Batgirl would kittenishly swing her pointed, dominatrix boots right into the jaw of an oncoming henchman. Unlike the ditzy molls cowering in the corner, Batgirl leapt into the fray and held her own. And once the battle was over, and the Riddler and his sidekicks were left drowning in their own vat of pancake batter or whatever, Batgirl whirled around and vanished, leaving Batman and Robin awestruck in her wake:

"Batman, who do you think she really is?"
"We'll never know, Robin. I believe we'll never know."

They'd never see her, but we - the audience - would, riding her electric purple Batcycle into the sunset with the wind in her hair while a groovy, Muzaky chorus sang : Batgirrrrrrrl, Batgirl! Yeah, whose baby are you?
Pretending to be her made me almost dizzy with yearning."

craig johnston · 08-04-2005, 01:06 PM

Brynn · 08-04-2005, 10:20 PM

Whoops.

Deviate · 08-05-2005, 06:27 AM

make sure to get the right colour:

or pattern:

definitely should find the right size:

have someone help you, if necessary:

but whatever you get, make sure your underwear makes you happy:

and puts a smile on your - well, at least on your face, if nowhere else.

Hyakujo's Fox · 08-13-2005, 11:32 AM

Looks like it finally bit the dust.

Brynn · 08-14-2005, 11:37 PM

Yes, that very well could have done it - if it had.
I want to practice not hotlinking images here.
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I don't know if that worked. I don't think so.

Brynn · 08-14-2005, 11:41 PM

Con ate dog · 08-15-2005, 12:48 AM

Kill a thread? Let me try!

I think you all have very good points! And you're all right in your own ways. Isn't it great that we can all express our opinion and still be freinds? This is a great forum.

Assuming you're still awake, just try to respond to that.

funkytuba · 08-15-2005, 07:06 PM

amateur

Deviate · 08-25-2005, 01:30 PM

don't worry, poor thread, Daddy's here.

topcat · 08-25-2005, 01:38 PM

ha, i like to see daddy stand up and pee

red · 08-25-2005, 01:57 PM

not really an issue anymore.

08-03-2005, 05:02 AM	#1876
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	oh hell yeah! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-04-2005, 03:33 AM	#1878
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	thumbs up to that! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-04-2005, 07:11 AM	#1879
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	I'm flashing back to fifth grade. The most popular girl in the most popular clique won't tell me what popular points are or how to get them. I despair, and when I get home I turn on a rerun of Gilligan's Island with my little sister and we argue over who gets to be Ginger and who gets to be Mary Ann. We finally agree that I will be Mary Ann but I call dibs on Batgirl, who trumps Ginger any day. Susan Jane Gilmore in Hypocrite In A Poufy White Dress writes about the exact same thing - only in her household, whoever touched the screen first got to be that character. "For me, however, one character was the apotheosis of all that I admired and ever hoped to be. By day, Barbara Gordon was the brainy, Jackie-Kennedy-esque daughter of Gotham's police commissioner. and yet, with one flick of a switch, her vanity table rotated around and she was transformed into Batgirl, as pornographic a crime frighter as could be seen on prime time, with stiletto heels, a peek-a-boo black mask, and sparkly latex bodysuit that made her look as if she'd been dipped in liquid rubber. For Batgirl's big 'fight move," Batman and Robin would lift her off the ground like two chorus boys and Wham! Bap! Batgirl would kittenishly swing her pointed, dominatrix boots right into the jaw of an oncoming henchman. Unlike the ditzy molls cowering in the corner, Batgirl leapt into the fray and held her own. And once the battle was over, and the Riddler and his sidekicks were left drowning in their own vat of pancake batter or whatever, Batgirl whirled around and vanished, leaving Batman and Robin awestruck in her wake: "Batman, who do you think she really is?" "We'll never know, Robin. I believe we'll never know." They'd never see her, but we - the audience - would, riding her electric purple Batcycle into the sunset with the wind in her hair while a groovy, Muzaky chorus sang : Batgirrrrrrrl, Batgirl! Yeah, whose baby are you? Pretending to be her made me almost dizzy with yearning." Last edited by Brynn : 08-04-2005 at 07:27 AM. Reason: pic of Batgirl

08-04-2005, 01:06 PM	#1880
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	__________________ the tea leaf family

08-14-2005, 11:37 PM	#1884
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Yes, that very well could have done it - if it had. I want to practice not hotlinking images here. [IMG][IMG] [/IMG] [/IMG][IMG] [/IMG] I don't know if that worked. I don't think so. Last edited by Brynn : 08-14-2005 at 11:40 PM.

08-03-2005, 05:11 PM	#1877
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	hell yeah, indeed.

08-04-2005, 10:20 PM	#1881
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Whoops.

08-05-2005, 06:27 AM	#1882
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	make sure to get the right colour: or pattern: definitely should find the right size: have someone help you, if necessary: but whatever you get, make sure your underwear makes you happy: and puts a smile on your - well, at least on your face, if nowhere else.

08-13-2005, 11:32 AM	#1883
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Looks like it finally bit the dust.

08-14-2005, 11:41 PM	#1885
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206

08-15-2005, 12:48 AM	#1886
Con ate dog some guy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals Posts: 308	Kill a thread? Let me try! I think you all have very good points! And you're all right in your own ways. Isn't it great that we can all express our opinion and still be freinds? This is a great forum. Assuming you're still awake, just try to respond to that. __________________ "And there is no liar like the indignant man..." -Friedrich Nietszche

08-15-2005, 07:06 PM	#1887
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	amateur __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

08-25-2005, 01:30 PM	#1888
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	don't worry, poor thread, Daddy's here.

08-25-2005, 01:38 PM	#1889
topcat monkey Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: across the st. from the telephone pole Posts: 1,970	ha, i like to see daddy stand up and pee __________________ the most tip top topcat This is an internet bulletin board. Nothing more. Nothing less

08-25-2005, 01:57 PM	#1890
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	not really an issue anymore. __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

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