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craig johnston · 12-21-2005, 01:54 PM

scratchy from itchy and scratchy?

ambo · 12-21-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale

Was he black?

The real Teller is.

You're silly too.

dinzdale · 12-21-2005, 02:08 PM

TC, wern't you also Harpo Marx from the Marx Brothers, Laverne from Laverne & Shirley, and that cute blond one on the end of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders?

topcat · 12-21-2005, 02:19 PM

i was. i was also all three of the blind mice. hardy of laurel and hardy. i was also gracie allen of burns and allen. do you remeber the honeynooners, well i was the bus that ralph drove.

red · 12-22-2005, 12:20 AM

fetchoff

jasmina · 12-22-2005, 08:58 AM

Were you Kate or Allie?

Master_Jedi · 12-22-2005, 09:34 AM

fetch_me a sandwich

topcat · 12-22-2005, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasmina

Were you Kate or Allie?

i was both.

priceyfatprude · 12-23-2005, 01:39 PM

What the futch?

Brynn · 12-27-2005, 09:24 AM

(bragging) I was once "floated" during Penn and Teller's magic show before they became famous. They had me fetch-the board that they balanced me on the end of a chair with. Teller took a Polaroid of it. He wrote "nice floatin' !" on the bottom and signed it. Got it somewhere.

dinzdale · 12-27-2005, 12:23 PM

Brynn, I have often considered you a "floater".

ambo · 12-27-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brynn

(bragging) I was once "floated" during Penn and Teller's magic show before they became famous. They had me fetch-the board that they balanced me on the end of a chair with. Teller took a Polaroid of it. He wrote "nice floatin' !" on the bottom and signed it. Got it somewhere.

I am green with envy. Teller is the man !

dddrum · 12-27-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zefrank

it seems to have an issue with including the text: "I'll futch the" (the "u" should be an e)

Another weird thing here. Some time back, I posted this in the Creative Eavesdropping thread:

Quote:

Speaking of non-sequitur...

I love spontaneous coinage. (I mean, if I have to call it something.)

Some years ago, I worked behind the counter at a donut shop. One morning I was topping off a cuppa joe while the customer, an affably cranky old woman with a cigarette balanced on her lower lip (the very image, I now realize, of that popular greeting card crone in the comics) droned on about something or other, when, near as I can make out, in one oddly panicky instant, her brain sent two competing phrases, "too full" and "too much", downstairs to her mouth. Over her abruptly outstretched hand, it came out: "TOO FUTCH!"

It was the perfect way of expressing that moment... a contraction of "too f**king much" into a flashpoint of pointless anxiety.

I poured the rest of the pot into her lap in my sheer mirth.

Kidding about that last,
DDD

Mere coincidence? I think not. (Therefore, I amn't?)

Master_Jedi · 12-27-2005, 03:49 PM

u have to be so full of ur self, doncha dddrum

dinzdale · 12-27-2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dddrum

Another weird thing here. Some time back, I posted this in the Creative Eavesdropping thread

and it's still crap.

12-21-2005, 01:54 PM	#46
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12-21-2005, 02:19 PM	#49
topcat monkey Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: across the st. from the telephone pole Posts: 1,970	i was. i was also all three of the blind mice. hardy of laurel and hardy. i was also gracie allen of burns and allen. do you remeber the honeynooners, well i was the bus that ralph drove. __________________ the most tip top topcat This is an internet bulletin board. Nothing more. Nothing less

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red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	fetchoff __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

12-23-2005, 01:39 PM	#54
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	What the futch? __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

12-27-2005, 09:24 AM	#55
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	(bragging) I was once "floated" during Penn and Teller's magic show before they became famous. They had me fetch-the board that they balanced me on the end of a chair with. Teller took a Polaroid of it. He wrote "nice floatin' !" on the bottom and signed it. Got it somewhere. __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. Last edited by Brynn : 12-27-2005 at 09:26 AM. Reason: still trying to figure out how the smart people wrote "fetch-the"

12-21-2005, 02:08 PM	#48
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	TC, wern't you also Harpo Marx from the Marx Brothers, Laverne from Laverne & Shirley, and that cute blond one on the end of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders?

12-22-2005, 08:58 AM	#51
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,617	Were you Kate or Allie?

12-22-2005, 09:34 AM	#52
Master_Jedi Shaggy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the burg of florida Posts: 501	fetch_me a sandwich

12-27-2005, 12:23 PM	#56
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Brynn, I have often considered you a "floater".

12-27-2005, 03:49 PM	#59
Master_Jedi Shaggy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: the burg of florida Posts: 501	u have to be so full of ur self, doncha dddrum __________________ Varsity Football Player, It's hard work, but it's worth it on Friday Nights. Can't wait till next season. =D

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