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trisherina · 02-19-2007, 05:47 PM

Pita!

zenbabe · 02-19-2007, 06:37 PM

Now that this bread has been amply buttered I don't know if I should toast anymore.

zero · 02-19-2007, 06:46 PM

bannocks

Odbe · 02-20-2007, 03:08 AM

Something for you to chew on while you wait for the toaster to pop.

FJeff · 02-20-2007, 07:14 PM

Nuff dry old pop tarts.
I'm lactose intolerant. I like toasts that don't require a glass of milk to be enjoyed.

So here's some hot wet french toast for you.

Je m'amuse! +3!

I've been here awhile pressing my nose against the bakery window, I just had to take some time deciding what I felt like toasting.

I am rather serious about bread, afterall.

Brynn · 02-20-2007, 10:17 PM

I think because I will never make it to the darkroom (if it even exists anymore, who knows really, and what is it anyway?) I will always be a perpetually new toaster and therefore will toast. Here.
I'd like to think that because I only toast cornbread most of the time anyway, it gives other, newbier toasters the courage to jump in and ask the questions without fear, toasting more exotic breads than I could ever dream of. Besides, if I've toasted this long, anyone can.

So Mr. Zero, if I want to be a hip, accepted toaster, what are the rules for toasting breads?

xfox · 02-21-2007, 10:53 AM

*practices time, temperature and concentration*

voice and diction still kneads work here

trisherina · 02-21-2007, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brynn

I only toast cornbread most of the time

JOHNNYCAKE!!

xfox · 02-21-2007, 11:02 AM

PATTYCAKE

Coffee · 02-21-2007, 12:55 PM

Quote:

... what are the rules for toasting breads?

Miss Spelt Braids.

zenbabe · 02-21-2007, 05:45 PM

Brynne, the dark breads are boring, they exist but but are often ignored since they don't taste as good as fresh, sweet breads do.

noxxville · 02-21-2007, 09:25 PM

It's been a while since I toasted. . . .Starting new breads, toasting in them all night long, until all of the breads were mine.....now that's toasting!

Jack Flanders · 02-21-2007, 09:41 PM

Top Cat was doing that one night or trying to until I started toasting. He was a tad pissed.

noxxville · 02-21-2007, 09:44 PM

You've really gone too far when all the breads are your breads and all the last toasts are your toasts. Breads with toasts and tosted breads, all at the same time? Now that's toasting.

Jack Flanders · 02-21-2007, 09:52 PM

You betcha NOXX. Top Cat was soooo impressed.

02-19-2007, 06:37 PM	#47
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Now that this bread has been amply buttered I don't know if I should toast anymore. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

02-20-2007, 10:17 PM	#51
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	I think because I will never make it to the darkroom (if it even exists anymore, who knows really, and what is it anyway?) I will always be a perpetually new toaster and therefore will toast. Here. I'd like to think that because I only toast cornbread most of the time anyway, it gives other, newbier toasters the courage to jump in and ask the questions without fear, toasting more exotic breads than I could ever dream of. Besides, if I've toasted this long, anyone can. So Mr. Zero, if I want to be a hip, accepted toaster, what are the rules for toasting breads? __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

02-21-2007, 05:45 PM	#56
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Brynne, the dark breads are boring, they exist but but are often ignored since they don't taste as good as fresh, sweet breads do. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

02-21-2007, 09:25 PM	#57
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	It's been a while since I toasted. . . .Starting new breads, toasting in them all night long, until all of the breads were mine.....now that's toasting! __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

02-21-2007, 09:44 PM	#59
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	You've really gone too far when all the breads are your breads and all the last toasts are your toasts. Breads with toasts and tosted breads, all at the same time? Now that's toasting. __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

02-19-2007, 05:47 PM	#46
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Pita!

02-19-2007, 06:46 PM	#48
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	bannocks

02-20-2007, 03:08 AM	#49
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	Something for you to chew on while you wait for the toaster to pop.

02-20-2007, 07:14 PM	#50
FJeff Procrastination Olympiad Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 31	Nuff dry old pop tarts. I'm lactose intolerant. I like toasts that don't require a glass of milk to be enjoyed. So here's some hot wet french toast for you. Je m'amuse! +3! I've been here awhile pressing my nose against the bakery window, I just had to take some time deciding what I felt like toasting. I am rather serious about bread, afterall.

02-21-2007, 10:53 AM	#52
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	practices time, temperature and concentration voice and diction still kneads work here

02-21-2007, 11:02 AM	#54
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	PATTYCAKE

02-21-2007, 09:41 PM	#58
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	Top Cat was doing that one night or trying to until I started toasting. He was a tad pissed.

02-21-2007, 09:52 PM	#60
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	You betcha NOXX. Top Cat was soooo impressed.

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