Overheard in the workplace - Page 3 - ZEFRANK.COM

Tunesmith · 09-19-2007, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieda

two guys talking further down the hall in the cubicle jungle

> hey, new pair of jeans? nice!
< yeah, thanks, the wallet doesnt fit in the back pocket though. and it looks kinda weird to put it in the front!
> well, that would make you look metrosexual. actually, you already are looking quite metro today
< ...
> really nice pants!

That's one of those things you really can't respond to.

Veruki · 09-21-2007, 05:53 PM

One of our realtors to our receptionist:
"so where do you get your blow job?"

the question was supose to be, "where do you get your hair blow dried?" I don't think we'll be seeing him around here for a while, he left with his face bright red.

Tunesmith · 09-21-2007, 06:17 PM

I heard our catch-all school advisor say these two tidbits of wisdom within a minute of each other. She was prepping us for the SATs:

"Back when I was in school, I would've done really well on the science-related section. I wanted to go into medicine for around two years, but I ended up here instead!"

"The brain is a muscle. One of the biggest in your body. And, just like all other muscles, the more you exercise it, the bigger it grows."

Medicine, my ass!

Jack Flanders · 09-21-2007, 10:19 PM

^^^ yah - a real brain surgeon there!!

brightpearl · 09-21-2007, 10:24 PM

M'kay, I have to tell a doctor story.

There is an OB here who has given clients of mine, when they ask about why he so frequently does episiotomies despite their being more likely to result in severe tears and infection, the following explanation:

"The outlet of the birth canal is a square."

*holds up thumbs and forefingers in paper football goalpost fashion*

"If you don't do an episiotomy, it tears at the corners."

Oooooookaaaaay.
I have always wanted to ask him if he's ever delivered a baby with his eyes open.

Frieda · 09-22-2008, 08:44 AM

from behind the cabinet wall that separates my desk island from the rest of the cubicle hallway:

> "every time i hear you talk i feel i have to clear my throat.. "

< "yeah there's something uncomfortable in it, it's been like this for a couple of weeks.. a bit raw.."

> "oh, does your throat also itch?"

< "KKGGHHGHHHHGGGGGGHHH"

and then from another desk island:

"dude, that was pretty fierce"

michaelG · 09-22-2008, 08:58 AM

overheard as I passed two white women in the cafeteria:

Oh my god, did you see that ? I think he has a third leg.

brightpearl · 09-22-2008, 03:33 PM

"....too bad it's so obviously lame."

madasacutsnake · 09-23-2008, 08:22 AM

"You don't have your teeth in? Well you can't have mine, they're natural! How about you have his? He'll lend you his teeth!"

michaelG · 09-24-2008, 09:33 AM

in whispered voices :

"I just found out it is true what they say about Black men, you know...down there. "

seebe · 09-24-2008, 09:50 AM

whispering voice:

"Wow you're right..down there really is big. Wonder if he has trouble finding shoes for those clod hoppers."

Anna · 10-06-2008, 07:51 PM

"you're fired!"

Frieda · 10-07-2008, 07:55 PM

"your noodles smell awesome!"

β cyg · 10-08-2008, 03:13 AM

^an angel was pissing up their nose!!

Frieda · 10-08-2008, 03:40 AM

^that's more comforting than what i thought it was a euphemism for

09-21-2007, 05:53 PM	#32
Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	One of our realtors to our receptionist: "so where do you get your blow job?" the question was supose to be, "where do you get your hair blow dried?" I don't think we'll be seeing him around here for a while, he left with his face bright red. __________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

09-22-2008, 08:44 AM	#36
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	from behind the cabinet wall that separates my desk island from the rest of the cubicle hallway: > "every time i hear you talk i feel i have to clear my throat.. " < "yeah there's something uncomfortable in it, it's been like this for a couple of weeks.. a bit raw.." > "oh, does your throat also itch?" < "KKGGHHGHHHHGGGGGGHHH" and then from another desk island: "dude, that was pretty fierce" __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

09-23-2008, 08:22 AM	#39
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	"You don't have your teeth in? Well you can't have mine, they're natural! How about you have his? He'll lend you his teeth!" __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

10-07-2008, 07:55 PM	#43
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	"your noodles smell awesome!" __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

10-08-2008, 03:40 AM	#45
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	^that's more comforting than what i thought it was a euphemism for __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

09-21-2007, 06:17 PM	#33
Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	I heard our catch-all school advisor say these two tidbits of wisdom within a minute of each other. She was prepping us for the SATs: "Back when I was in school, I would've done really well on the science-related section. I wanted to go into medicine for around two years, but I ended up here instead!" "The brain is a muscle. One of the biggest in your body. And, just like all other muscles, the more you exercise it, the bigger it grows." Medicine, my ass!

09-21-2007, 10:19 PM	#34
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	^^^ yah - a real brain surgeon there!!

09-21-2007, 10:24 PM	#35
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	M'kay, I have to tell a doctor story. There is an OB here who has given clients of mine, when they ask about why he so frequently does episiotomies despite their being more likely to result in severe tears and infection, the following explanation: "The outlet of the birth canal is a square." holds up thumbs and forefingers in paper football goalpost fashion "If you don't do an episiotomy, it tears at the corners." Oooooookaaaaay. I have always wanted to ask him if he's ever delivered a baby with his eyes open.

09-22-2008, 08:58 AM	#37
michaelG monkey Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 169	overheard as I passed two white women in the cafeteria: Oh my god, did you see that ? I think he has a third leg.

09-22-2008, 03:33 PM	#38
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	"....too bad it's so obviously lame."

09-24-2008, 09:33 AM	#40
michaelG monkey Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 169	in whispered voices : "I just found out it is true what they say about Black men, you know...down there. "

09-24-2008, 09:50 AM	#41
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	whispering voice: "Wow you're right..down there really is big. Wonder if he has trouble finding shoes for those clod hoppers."

10-06-2008, 07:51 PM	#42
Anna n Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,752	"you're fired!"

10-08-2008, 03:13 AM	#44
β cyg Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: ªlbire° Posts: 249	^an angel was pissing up their nose!!

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