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Old 01-11-2007, 12:15 PM   #2506
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Shit - am I thick. I just *got it*

That did it for me... Plus a buddy of mine asking me if penguins have knees.
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:17 AM   #2507
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:16 AM   #2508
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I am the new No. 1 fan of Alex Petridis
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:56 PM   #2509
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"I know music," she reassured the Sunday Times children's section. "I hear it every single day."
well thank god the times children's section is running a column on cumgargling guttersluts.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:48 AM   #2510
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I wonder if I can manage to say "cumgargling gutterslut" at work next week.
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:19 AM   #2511
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^^^ work on a good sneeze and then blurt it out. I have friend how can get by saying the weirdest things while sneezing and not get caught. And we're old.
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Old 01-14-2007, 03:31 PM   #2512
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Old 01-14-2007, 03:32 PM   #2513
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its my b-day so i am happy
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Old 01-15-2007, 07:49 AM   #2514
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Action-movie great Sylvester Stallone joked he may find a part for US-bound David Beckham in his next picture. "I haven't met him yet, but I might just put him in my next Rambo film and chase him round the jungle for a couple of months," he said.
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Old 01-15-2007, 04:40 PM   #2515
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Another hysterically funny yet in-reality-not-that-funny report from the Daily Show.
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:41 AM   #2516
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:44 AM   #2517
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I'm a teacher, so making a 6th grader cry today made me happy.
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Old 01-16-2007, 02:15 PM   #2518
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That's nice.
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:17 AM   #2519
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hmm. i can name something that didn't make me laugh today...
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:12 AM   #2520
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