post interesting aim/yim convos

sweetsugarmocha [11:10:39 PM]: screen shot + porn = high comedy, in my head right now
petepantone [11:10:50 PM]: hehehe
sweetsugarmocha [11:11:42 PM]: i am sick of jizzhut.com crashing my computer
petepantone [11:11:51 PM]:

petepantone [11:11:57 PM]: damn popups!
petepantone [11:12:04 PM]:

sweetsugarmocha [11:12:17 PM]: popups + porn = funny
petepantone [11:12:29 PM]: hahaha
petepantone [11:12:36 PM]: i hadn’t even though of that
petepantone [11:12:40 PM]: that’s good
petepantone [11:12:46 PM]: popup
petepantone [11:12:48 PM]: lol

[priceyfatprude]

girlygirl163: I'm posting BIGGER lines now hehee
chasingaimee2: hahahaha
girlygirl163: so whatcha gonna do tomorrow w/Smarty?
chasingaimee2: navy pier
chasingaimee2: then to the gay bar
girlygirl163: how ****ing fun! I haven't been to a gay bar in 20 years
chasingaimee2:
chasingaimee2: i was just there last night
girlygirl163: well shit, I haven't been to a bar in general hahaaa
chasingaimee2: stole an ashtray & a small carafe
girlygirl163: oh so now your theft list is bigger! Last night you just said you stole an ashtray... anything else you want to confess?
chasingaimee2: i'm stealing john mayer's music right now off the internet
chasingaimee2: the carafe is about the size of 2 shots
girlygirl163: omg they are not obeying the LINES
girlygirl163: damn it
chasingaimee2: LOL
girlygirl163: don't make me pull this car over

[nycwriters]

Haha, sorry Mag. The line needs to be at least 400 pts.

[priceyfatprude]

chasingaimee2: boo, mother****er, boo!
radarbaddog: hahahahaha
radarbaddog: Shove it!!!
chasingaimee2: go f*** yourselves!!!!
radarbaddog: "Strategery"
chasingaimee2: *chokes on pretzel*
radarbaddog: *falls off mountain bike*
chasingaimee2: *calls a war over oil*
radarbaddog: *loses military records*
radarbaddog: *no... wait... finds 'em*
chasingaimee2: *steals an election*
radarbaddog: I'm topical like butt cream.

[priceyfatprude]

material_boi18: aimee
chasingaimee2: terry gurl
material_boi18: i'm in orlando
material_boi18: and it's fabulas
material_boi18: i so want to stay here longer
material_boi18: omg
material_boi18: there is a hurrican comming
chasingaimee2: NOOOOOOO
chasingaimee2: COME HOME NOWWWWW
material_boi18: it's going to be so cool
chasingaimee2: take pictures
material_boi18: i so am
chasingaimee2: i miss you baby
material_boi18: i miss you
material_boi18: i auditioned for the real world
chasingaimee2:
chasingaimee2: omg, i hope you get in!
chasingaimee2: where would they film it>
material_boi18: dunno yet
material_boi18: but i mentioned you in my audition tape
chasingaimee2:
material_boi18: i was like i have a fag hag her name is aimee she is my gurl let me tell you we do everything togeather
chasingaimee2: awwwwwwwwww
material_boi18: hell yeah gurl your fabulas

[Audreyvgs]

Noxx

[zenbabe]

DAMNIT: My god I hate being new clerk at the pharmacy where I work...
DAMNIT: Today some 80 year old guy comes in with a giant syringe, asking if we had it.
DAMNIT: The guy handed me it, I took it in my hand, and I looked in every part of the store possible cause I had no clue in hell what it was.
DAMNIT: So, I go in back and ask the owner if we have it or can order it, still holding it in my hand.
DAMNIT: The owner then bursts out laughing and point at me, so I go "What's so funny? The guy just wants to order it?"
DAMNIT: So the owner goes "That's a enema syringe. It's probally been up his ass plenty of times by the color of it!"
DAMNIT: I then procede to calmly walk back to the front, give the guy his anal sucker back, and the owner then deals with him about ordering it.
DAMNIT: Meenwhile I put every soap we have on my hands and rub like hell for 20 minutes till my skin is completely raw.
DAMNIT: And I'm the laughing stock of the store now, and 2 of my relatives work there, so soon my whole family will be laughing at me......

[Magpie]

VINCEVAUGHN01: Hi Baby
MAGPIE: Sheesh we just talked an hour ago!
VINCEVAUGHN01: Seems like days to me
VINCEVAUGHN01: So when are you going to make time for me? I can fly in at a moments notice.
MAGPIE: Hmmm, might be able to pencil you in a couple weeks from now.
VINCEVAUGHN01: Not sure I can wait that long baby, got an aching in my loins that just won't quit.
VINCEVAUGHN01: Remember last time?
MAGPIE: That should have been enough to tide you over for awhile darlin.
VINCEVAUGHN01: I can never get enough of you Mags, you are the air I breathe. .
MAGPIE: Awww, you're sweet Vaughn but I'm beginning to feel a little smothered by your constant attention.
VINCEVAUGHN01: I know, I'm trying not to be a burden to you I just want you so much.
MAGPIE: Ok, ok... enough mushy stuff I have to run.
VINCEVAUGHN01: Damn. Ok baby, call me soon ok?
VINCEVAUGHN01:

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Magpie
VINCEVAUGHN01: Hi Baby
MAGPIE: Sheesh we just talked an hour ago!
VINCEVAUGHN01: Seems like days to me
VINCEVAUGHN01: So when are you going to make time for me? I can fly in at a moments notice.
MAGPIE: Hmmm, might be able to pencil you in a couple weeks from now.
VINCEVAUGHN01: Not sure I can wait that long baby, got an aching in my loins that just won't quit.
VINCEVAUGHN01: Remember last time?
MAGPIE: That should have been enough to tide you over for awhile darlin.
VINCEVAUGHN01: I can never get enough of you Mags, you are the air I breathe. .
MAGPIE: Awww, you're sweet Vaughn but I'm beginning to feel a little smothered by your constant attention.
VINCEVAUGHN01: I know, I'm trying not to be a burden to you I just want you so much.
MAGPIE: Ok, ok... enough mushy stuff I have to run.
VINCEVAUGHN01: Damn. Ok baby, call me soon ok?
VINCEVAUGHN01:

Oh you BITCH. LOL

[Magpie]

Errr Fodder? Do you take drugs often?

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by fodder

LaurenNaefe: oh
LaurenNaefe: tell me
LaurenNaefe: should i buy this couch
LaurenNaefe: http://www.defamer.com/topic/chris-noth-couch.jpg
LaurenNaefe: it makes me want to take my shirt off and stomp on it
LaurenNaefe: do you think that's weird?

not in the slightest

it's definitely that kind of settee

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
not in the slightest

it's definitely that kind of settee

Well there you have it...can you get a better endorsement than that? I think not.

Hi PP.

[funkytuba]

[offline messages]
audreyvgs: Well yippee skipee its another whole day.
audreyvgs: I have paper avoidance 2
audreyvgs: kitchen wipe 3
audreyvgs: wheretthe****doiputthosepots 9
audreyvgs: whobrokethisashtray 5
audreyvgs: whatthehelldidyouspillonhere 2
audreyvgs: how could i have forgotten that at the store 4
audreyvgs: where aremy keys 12
audreyvgs: and last but not least
audreyvgs: how can chickens shit this much 4
audreyvgs: oh and i forgot
audreyvgs: waiting for the schoolbus in 95 degree sun 6
audreyvgs: sometimes replaced by
audreyvgs: waitingforthe schoolbus with lightning and a metal umbrella 3
[/offline messages]
Funky_Tuba: ha!
Funky_Tuba: yer funny
audreyvgs: awww
Funky_Tuba: i'm going to post that

[lapietra]

she (10:27:09 PM): here's something
he (10:27:13 PM): word, hummingbird
she (10:27:33 PM): he must wear a sock of a different color on each foot
she (10:27:39 PM): and go out in public that way
he (10:27:55 PM): wearing shorts?
she (10:28:09 PM): and have a picture taken of his feet, socks showing, in a recognizable public place
she (10:28:14 PM): sure, if he wants to
she (10:28:32 PM): actually
she (10:28:40 PM): he has to have 3 pictures taken
he (10:28:42 PM): what’s a recognizable public place?
she (10:28:51 PM): one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening
she (10:28:58 PM): Well - recognizably public
she (10:29:01 PM): as in, not at home
he (10:29:09 PM): oki
she (10:29:15 PM): how's that?
he(10:29:34 PM): better
she (10:29:38 PM): not sensing great enthusiasm tho'...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
she (10:30:46 PM): Whatever it is, I can't ask him to show his face
he (10:30:52 PM): right
she (10:31:04 PM): so it has to be something that allows him to keep his anonymity
he (10:32:01 PM): how about a different show on each foot?
he(10:32:08 PM): i mean shoe
he (10:32:28 PM): a boot on one foot, a sneaker on another
she (10:32:30 PM): different shoes *and* socks?
she (10:32:32 PM): oh
he(10:32:42 PM): or something
she (10:32:46 PM): hmmmm
he(10:33:06 PM): maybe different socks
he (10:33:21 PM): but the colors have to be totally different
she (10:33:25 PM): yup
he (10:33:28 PM): like a red sock and a blue sock
she (10:33:28 PM): red and green
she (10:33:31 PM): yup
he(10:33:34 PM): or red and green
she (10:33:38 PM): or red and blue
she (10:33:39 PM):
she (10:33:44 PM): or green and yellow
he (10:33:58 PM): and they have to be visible
she (10:34:00 PM): I bet he doesn't have colored socks
he(10:34:05 PM): which means, highwaters
he(10:34:10 PM): or roll up the pants
she (10:34:10 PM): I bet all his socks are black and grey
she (10:34:20 PM): Maybe he doesn't wear socks!
he (10:34:23 PM): aye
she (10:34:41 PM): I think I might post this conversation
she (10:34:45 PM): it's making me giggle
he(10:35:33 PM): as you wish, madame
she (10:35:40 PM): only if you don't mind
he(10:35:54 PM): whatever we say is top secret
he(10:36:06 PM): you cannot let anyone know we spoke of zero's socks
he(10:36:20 PM): because zero is a secret agent
she (10:36:30 PM): You think that's really what he does?

chasingaimee2: i have 3 pounds of ground chuck in the fridge
chasingaimee2: now was chuck just some guy who pissed me off?
chasingaimee2: or was i going to make meatballs?
chasingaimee2: the world may never know
petepantone:

petepantone: hahahahahaha
chasingaimee2: you may post that in the YIM convo thread, if you wish
petepantone:

petepantone: i shall