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What would Jesus do?
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12-04-2007, 10:14 AM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo! (daver runs out of thread in a panic)
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12-04-2007, 11:25 AM
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... I mean it was pretty huge. So I said, "Maybe you should get a doctor to look at that."
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12-04-2007, 11:43 AM
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One of you at this table is a murderer.
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12-04-2007, 12:26 PM
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... then there was the time I threw a crystal vase at him. Now it permanently curves to the left.
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12-04-2007, 12:37 PM
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...as for Jackson Pollock, he was into drip painting. Using this turkey baster, and this gravy bowl, i will show you just how he proceeded...you'll need to move out of the way though, ma'am, or you'll spoil the splatter on the wall...
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12-04-2007, 12:47 PM
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Did that piece of rice move?
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12-04-2007, 01:49 PM
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I love your brother...he's amazing in bed.Not as good as your dad, but almost
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12-04-2007, 07:26 PM
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So I guess you're all wondering what my big news was? Well, I am now an official Amway representative!
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12-05-2007, 02:17 AM
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Is it just me, or does anyone else reflect on how much this chili both looks like, and how likely it is to become, diarhea...oh, and those hot dogs...
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12-05-2007, 10:28 AM
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So then just before the elf opened the door I rolled a die 20 against my dexterity ...
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12-05-2007, 10:33 AM
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So tell me, Dirk, why exactly did you join AA ?
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12-05-2007, 01:02 PM
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Whoa! That salt burns my canker sore..wanna see?
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12-05-2007, 02:37 PM
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These fancy dining room chairs are really irritating my hemorrhoids.
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12-05-2007, 03:33 PM
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How long was I asleep?
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Are farts supposed to be lumpy?
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