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12"razormix · 12-07-2007, 02:07 PM

gaberlunzie, n.

a wedgie where the receiver's underwear is pulled up from the front and over his head.

Hyakujo's Fox · 12-10-2007, 07:45 AM

gaberlunzie (n) a coarse woollen women's undergarment commonly worn in the Scottish highlands up until the 1870s.

MacAlduie didn't even know himself how his whisky came by its distinctive flavour, until arising early one fateful morning, he found his grandmother washing out her gaberlunzie.

xfox · 12-10-2007, 12:23 PM

gaberlunzie happens when your debt to AT&T gets into their system and you can't pay it, because, they can only charge you, but can't admit they failed to provide the service they perport to be charging for. This usually happens before you permanently give up your land line, but worry that you can't convert your old, prepaid Tivo service to wireless.

Alice, try as she might, made her sixth phone call only to be gaberlunzied by AT&T, when the familiar recording began, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."

funkytuba · 12-10-2007, 02:21 PM

^^^--hfox made me laugh

Marcus Bales · 12-13-2007, 10:53 AM

gaberlunzie - from the Kwiakuitl, meaning "big man who doesn't give a very good feast"

"You call this a feast?" the guest chief rumbled "What kind of gaberlunzie have you turned out to be, Ralph?"

hypnoplasm · 12-14-2007, 04:51 AM

gaberlunzie - the subtle effect the phase of the moon has on animal respiration; quick and shallow breathing tendencies closer to the new moon, slow and deep closer to the full moon

Marcus Bales · 12-17-2007, 10:02 AM

gaberlunzie - A dictionary game judge who gabers as if judgment may come, but who lunzies about in footed jammies, making phone calls to Disney princesses.

daverbee · 12-17-2007, 10:46 AM

I've been on vacation. Pulled a muscle in my leg and haven't been doing much all week.
Short and sweet:

HFox:

gaberlunzie (n) a coarse woollen women's undergarment commonly worn in the Scottish highlands up until the 1870s.

MacAlduie didn't even know himself how his whisky came by its distinctive flavour, until arising early one fateful morning, he found his grandmother washing out her gaberlunzie.

Apologies for the delay, I will accept any punishment for being late except being forced to judge again.
Hit it, HFox.

Hyakujo's Fox · 12-18-2007, 12:33 AM

Thanks daverbee, I hope you're well soon, so you can get back to lying about on vacation.

now, yelve

Pixie Cherries · 12-18-2007, 06:47 AM

yelve (n) the sweat that makes your skin stick to non-porous surfaces.

"The classroom was quiet during the test until Julia moved and the yelve on her thighs squealed like wet sneakers against her varnished chair."

Marcus Bales · 12-18-2007, 09:44 AM

yelve - that rockabilly yelp that Elvis made so popular.

The third kid in the "Bye Bye Birdie" audition couldn't sing a lick, but his yelve was amazing.

Coffee · 12-18-2007, 02:18 PM

yelve; n

A cruel salve, chili pepper based, sometimes with added alcohol and itching powder.

When Sally found out that Harry was cheating on her, she replaced the personal lubricant in his travel toiletry bag with extra strength yelve.

seebe · 12-18-2007, 02:30 PM

Yelve- The female part of a zipper just under the pull tab, that the male part (pinis) is inserted into.

Mary called to John, Come do me honey before we’re late. Ok. Umm, I can’t get the pinis in, said John. I think the yelve is rusty. Maybe the pinis is bent!! Mary smirked. No, I said it’s not the pinis, it’s the yelve. Well could be, said Mary, it hasn’t been used in a year. Yeah,well maybe if you dressed up more often it would be used more often, duhh!! Oh really, well maybe if you coaxed it in and not tried to force it like you always do….Mary looks over her shoulder, do you even have it in the right spot? What are you doing now?
I’m putting some oil on the pinis, that usually works. I thought you said it was the yelve that was rusty. It is the yelve that’s… oh just… never mind, and hold still! It’s in, exclaims John! Finally, says Mary,..now move it back and forth slooowlyyy, to work it. Oh I’m working it alright. Zip. Ok all done, let's go. Wow, once you got the pinis in, you really finished fast, almost too fast, Mary sighed. I kind of enjoyed you back there trying to get your bent pinis in my rusty yelve.

trisherina · 12-19-2007, 02:16 AM

Yelve: A rounded overhang of snow found only after periods of heavy cold-weather precipitation.

Brynn · 12-19-2007, 05:13 AM

Yelve - an ancient Mongolian hunting festival celebrating the arrival of the yaks' winter undercoat.

12-10-2007, 02:21 PM	#2854
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	^^^--hfox made me laugh __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

12-13-2007, 10:53 AM	#2855
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	gaberlunzie - from the Kwiakuitl, meaning "big man who doesn't give a very good feast" "You call this a feast?" the guest chief rumbled "What kind of gaberlunzie have you turned out to be, Ralph?" __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

12-17-2007, 10:02 AM	#2857
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	gaberlunzie - A dictionary game judge who gabers as if judgment may come, but who lunzies about in footed jammies, making phone calls to Disney princesses. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

12-17-2007, 10:46 AM	#2858
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	I've been on vacation. Pulled a muscle in my leg and haven't been doing much all week. Short and sweet: HFox: gaberlunzie (n) a coarse woollen women's undergarment commonly worn in the Scottish highlands up until the 1870s. MacAlduie didn't even know himself how his whisky came by its distinctive flavour, until arising early one fateful morning, he found his grandmother washing out her gaberlunzie. Apologies for the delay, I will accept any punishment for being late except being forced to judge again. Hit it, HFox. __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

12-18-2007, 06:47 AM	#2860
Pixie Cherries I can benchpress 300 oz. Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 281	yelve (n) the sweat that makes your skin stick to non-porous surfaces. "The classroom was quiet during the test until Julia moved and the yelve on her thighs squealed like wet sneakers against her varnished chair." __________________ Just another out of work flea circus coreographer. "Love is.........an act of endless forgiveness."

12-07-2007, 02:07 PM	#2851
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	gaberlunzie, n. a wedgie where the receiver's underwear is pulled up from the front and over his head.

12-10-2007, 07:45 AM	#2852
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	gaberlunzie (n) a coarse woollen women's undergarment commonly worn in the Scottish highlands up until the 1870s. MacAlduie didn't even know himself how his whisky came by its distinctive flavour, until arising early one fateful morning, he found his grandmother washing out her gaberlunzie.

12-10-2007, 12:23 PM	#2853
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	gaberlunzie happens when your debt to AT&T gets into their system and you can't pay it, because, they can only charge you, but can't admit they failed to provide the service they perport to be charging for. This usually happens before you permanently give up your land line, but worry that you can't convert your old, prepaid Tivo service to wireless. Alice, try as she might, made her sixth phone call only to be gaberlunzied by AT&T, when the familiar recording began, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."

12-14-2007, 04:51 AM	#2856
hypnoplasm Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Phila Posts: 262	gaberlunzie - the subtle effect the phase of the moon has on animal respiration; quick and shallow breathing tendencies closer to the new moon, slow and deep closer to the full moon

12-18-2007, 12:33 AM	#2859
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Thanks daverbee, I hope you're well soon, so you can get back to lying about on vacation. now, yelve

12-18-2007, 09:44 AM	#2861
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	yelve - that rockabilly yelp that Elvis made so popular. The third kid in the "Bye Bye Birdie" audition couldn't sing a lick, but his yelve was amazing. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

12-18-2007, 02:18 PM	#2862
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	yelve; n A cruel salve, chili pepper based, sometimes with added alcohol and itching powder. When Sally found out that Harry was cheating on her, she replaced the personal lubricant in his travel toiletry bag with extra strength yelve.

12-18-2007, 02:30 PM	#2863
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	Yelve- The female part of a zipper just under the pull tab, that the male part (pinis) is inserted into. Mary called to John, Come do me honey before we’re late. Ok. Umm, I can’t get the pinis in, said John. I think the yelve is rusty. Maybe the pinis is bent!! Mary smirked. No, I said it’s not the pinis, it’s the yelve. Well could be, said Mary, it hasn’t been used in a year. Yeah,well maybe if you dressed up more often it would be used more often, duhh!! Oh really, well maybe if you coaxed it in and not tried to force it like you always do….Mary looks over her shoulder, do you even have it in the right spot? What are you doing now? I’m putting some oil on the pinis, that usually works. I thought you said it was the yelve that was rusty. It is the yelve that’s… oh just… never mind, and hold still! It’s in, exclaims John! Finally, says Mary,..now move it back and forth slooowlyyy, to work it. Oh I’m working it alright. Zip. Ok all done, let's go. Wow, once you got the pinis in, you really finished fast, almost too fast, Mary sighed. I kind of enjoyed you back there trying to get your bent pinis in my rusty yelve.

12-19-2007, 02:16 AM	#2864
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Yelve: A rounded overhang of snow found only after periods of heavy cold-weather precipitation. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

12-19-2007, 05:13 AM	#2865
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Yelve - an ancient Mongolian hunting festival celebrating the arrival of the yaks' winter undercoat. __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

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