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Old 03-22-2012, 11:18 AM   #391
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Yay...epic weird news blog FTW!

I was getting a wee bit sick of the tapoo pic too

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Old 04-02-2012, 10:00 PM   #392
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Starbucks reviews alternative to cochineal insects for red coloring in strawberry Frappucino.

How about strawberries?
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:43 AM   #393
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And will the Red Velvet Whoopie Pie be made with real Red Velvet Whoopies?
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Old 04-03-2012, 08:17 PM   #394
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^There is no way to make Red Velvet anything appealing to me regardless of the colorant.
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:06 PM   #395
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Ugh. Eww. Blech. Ptooey.
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:33 PM   #396
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Old 05-22-2012, 11:44 PM   #397
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Man with Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat Charged with DUI
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Old 05-27-2012, 06:40 PM   #398
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Reminds me of a joke...

...as told to me by a three-year-old:
What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
"Ouch."


All I can think of is how much poop there must be on the upholstery!
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Old 06-09-2012, 02:45 PM   #399
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:57 AM   #400
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Really gross.
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Old 06-24-2012, 12:42 AM   #401
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Because when a crap weasel wants to polish up it's image...hire a FOX.

http://news.yahoo.com/vatican-hires-...180945243.html
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Old 10-12-2012, 06:02 PM   #402
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Turns out we just don't hear very well.
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Old 11-14-2012, 04:21 AM   #403
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Wife mows down husband with car for allowing Obama to win.
National Monitor, Staff | November 13, 2012


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A pregnant Arizona woman ran over her husband for failing to vote in the presidential election.

Holly Solomon, a pregnant Arizona woman, ran over her husband for not voting in the 2012 presidential election, according to CBS affiliate KPHO. Ms. Solomon’s husband reportedly stepped out of the car during an argument and gave his wife a dirty look, at which point the woman became enraged and chased her husband around a parking lot in their Jeep SUV.

“At one point he went behind a light pole so the vehicle wouldn’t strike him. He ended up leaving the light pole trying to run away to a different area,” said Sgt. Jesse Sanger with the Gilbert Police Department.

At this point, investigators said, the pregnant Arizona woman ran over her husband with her car. Daniel Solomon was reportedly pinned underneath the vehicle. According to investigators, the woman wanted to scare her husband and said she accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake.

A witness who called 911 revealed just how ludicrous the situation that unfolded in the parking lot was.

“He got out of the car and she was screaming at him,” the witness said, according to KNXV. “And he started walking away and she started driving in circles around him. And she wouldn’t let him go, so finally he took off to try to get away, and she ran into him.”

According to the CBS affiliate, the woman was upset that her husband had failed to vote in the 2012 presidential election. The woman, the officer said, was convinced that her family wouldn’t do well under four more years of President Barack Obama.

Ms. Solomon’s husband, Daniel Solomon, told police that his wife “just hated Obama,” according to abc15.com.

While Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney won Arizona’s 11 electoral votes, the woman’s husband wouldn’t have been able to help elect Governor Romney even if he had voted for the Michigan native. The Bain Capital co-founder lost the swing states of Florida, Virginia, Colorado and Ohio, making a Romney victory last Tuesday unrealistic.

KPHO noted that as of early Tuesday morning, the woman’s husband remains in the hospital. Investigators said that Ms. Solomon will face aggravated assault and reckless driving charges.

Political elections, especially presidential elections, tend to bring out strong emotions in people, as is made clear by the pregnant Arizona woman’s decision to mow over her husband with the family car.

While not physically dangerous like the incident in Arizona, New York real estate mogul Donald Trump let his passion show during the 2012 presidential race.

The reality TV star took to Twitter to bash Obama after he was reelected to a second term in the Oval Office.

“He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!” Mr. Trump tweeted to more than 1.8 million followers.

A California woman also let her emotions get the best of her when she took to Facebook to express her disgust at the presidential election results.

The post, which led to her dismissal from her job as an ice cream store manager, referred to President Obama using the N word.

“Maybe he will get assassinated this term..!!” Denise Helms wrote.

“The assassination part is kind of harsh,” Ms. Helms later told FOX40. “I’m not saying I’d go do that or anything like that, by any means, but if it was to happen I don’t think I’d care one bit.”

Whether or not the contentious nature of the presidential race put people more on edge than usual, the Arizona woman’s reckless behavior and the California woman’s racist post appear to be extreme cases of people overacting to the results of the 2012 presidential election.
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:50 PM   #404
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I'm torn between "Hey, at least they vote." and "Fvvvvvck, they vote?"

Ok...ill go with the latter.
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"We're not going to be disrespected, We have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is."

-- Rep. Marlin Stutzman (R-IN), on the government shutdown.
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