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Old 06-13-2007, 09:22 PM   #496
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
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Old 06-14-2007, 07:03 AM   #497
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
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Old 06-15-2007, 05:42 AM   #498
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:35 AM   #499
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:14 AM   #500
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:12 AM   #501
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:16 AM   #502
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis
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Old 06-27-2007, 05:08 PM   #503
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis
11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases.
12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers
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Old 06-30-2007, 01:58 PM   #504
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis
11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases.
12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers
13. suspected cases of monetmellies - seventenn (tbc)
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Old 07-08-2007, 09:40 PM   #505
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis
11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases.
12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers
13. suspected cases of monetmellies - seventenn (tbc)

In addition, one member of the potential "advance party" will be requiring a lifetime's supply of multiple cases of coffee, plus (quote) "technological advances from you that will ensure our defeat of that damned bloated Betelgeusian red giant rugby team in next year's All Stars and Planets contest."
Again, thanks for the show, and please give some thoughtful attention to our impending predicament. Time is of the essence!
Anxiously awaiting your reply,
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Old 07-09-2007, 03:34 AM   #506
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dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect a little hospitality on your end. here is a lengthy list of what we would require in the way of comfort:

1. Twenty-four cases of Nutella
2. M&M's, both plain and peanut. Fifty Cases Each.
3. Tim-Tams, original. Thirty cases.
4. Bird's Eye frozen peas. Twenty five cases.
5. Some more cases.
6. German gingerbread. Sixty cases.
7. Small Cases. Fifty large cases.
8. pastry cases. one baker's dozen.
9. casing cases. seven gross.
10. Medicine for a gross case of sinusitis
11. A gross of briefcases (Fendi) in case we need a case to carry the aforementioned cases.
12. 2000 little "in case of emergency, break glass" hammers
13. suspected cases of monetmellies - seventenn (tbc)

In addition, one member of the potential "advance party" will be requiring a lifetime's supply of multiple cases of coffee, plus (quote) "technological advances from you that will ensure our defeat of that damned bloated Betelgeusian red giant rugby team in next year's All Stars and Planets contest."
Again, thanks for the show, and please give some thoughtful attention to our impending predicament. Time is of the essence!

Anxiously awaiting your reply,
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Old 07-12-2007, 02:23 AM   #507
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Old 07-31-2007, 01:41 PM   #508
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let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna
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Old 07-31-2007, 01:56 PM   #509
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dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss -- you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck Gino Garbanzo in charge while you're gone -- and I ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened
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Old 08-01-2007, 07:58 AM   #510
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dear boss,

let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. is it right what i heard from big bernardo porridgio? he has told me you are to be "capo di tutti capi". listen, i aint gonna complain, but are you sure you want this gig? I mean, think about it, boss - you're going to have to be traveling and that means leaving that schmuck gino garbanzo in charge while you're gone - and i ain't tellin' no tales outta class, but you remember what happened with the meat truck? garbanzo froze that cop so hard
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