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Old 06-13-2004, 10:35 PM   #2251
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There once was a man who carved driftwood
Into shapes erotic, if he could
he once used a chainsaw
to carve out a cheap whore
and soon call Attica home he would
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Old 06-14-2004, 06:54 AM   #2252
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In summer I like to go sailing
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Old 06-14-2004, 09:34 AM   #2253
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Old 06-14-2004, 11:39 AM   #2254
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Old 06-15-2004, 01:53 AM   #2255
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In summer I like to go sailing
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Old 06-15-2004, 03:05 AM   #2256
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In summer I like to go sailing
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leave my trousers undone
and my pants to the mast I'll be nailing
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Old 06-15-2004, 05:33 AM   #2257
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I once met a strange girl on the bus
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:51 AM   #2258
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I once met a strange girl on the bus
too loud and too much fuss
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:57 PM   #2259
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Old 06-16-2004, 12:15 AM   #2260
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I once met a strange girl on the bus
way too loud and she made too much fuss
But I fancied her butt
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Old 06-16-2004, 08:09 AM   #2261
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I once met a strange girl on the bus
way too loud and she made too much fuss
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Old 06-16-2004, 11:27 AM   #2262
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Old 06-16-2004, 12:16 PM   #2263
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There once was a man called weissenflatz
Who was a bit weird, but also ein Schatz
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Old 06-16-2004, 10:20 PM   #2264
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Old 06-17-2004, 03:10 AM   #2265
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