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Old 06-16-2005, 06:39 AM   #1276
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^^^this made me hurt myself

"sloppy drunk" doesn't work either:
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Old 06-16-2005, 06:48 AM   #1277
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Old 06-16-2005, 07:13 PM   #1278
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Old 06-16-2005, 10:47 PM   #1279
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I had my car smog tested yesterday at a service station in the Castro district (SF's main gay neighborhood) and I paid with my check card. Today my online banking shows the debit attributed to "SMOG QUEEN"

HAHAHA!
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:00 AM   #1280
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ok.... it's sad. but funny.

this video had me laughing to tears. LMAO
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:37 AM   #1281
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Posted in a chat room through an emotes list: "It's like dating a nymphomaniac who can suck the cvm out of your dick without even undoing your fly, and then being forced to go back to ye olde mastvrbation ritual of warm mayonnaise in a sock."
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Old 06-20-2005, 03:15 PM   #1282
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Old 06-20-2005, 06:48 PM   #1283
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Old 06-21-2005, 12:24 AM   #1284
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Old 06-21-2005, 04:35 AM   #1285
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Found the name Suck Chin in a Baby Names book while trying to help my friend pick out a name for her baby.
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Old 06-21-2005, 05:40 AM   #1286
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Gisele Bundchen.

She is on Conan (repeat) and when she was 16 & first moved to NYC to model, the other (older, jealous) models decided to teach her some more English, as the only words she knew were, "Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Night, Hi, Hello, 12345."

They told her that to call someone an a$$h*le was a good thing, and she was so excited to have learned a new word, that she left for her modeling gig the next morning & said, "Hi, A$$h*le!" to the 70-year-old doorman.

But then she went to her modeling agency & said, "Good morning, a$$h*les!"

That's what cracked me up.

She apologized to the doorman on Conan, though.
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Old 06-21-2005, 08:55 AM   #1287
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ok if she had been japanese or something, but german does
contain the word 'arshloch' which has exactly the same meaning
and you have to be very stupid indeed not to know that as a
young german person.

she is saved by apologising to the doorman but not to her agency.
nice one!
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:05 AM   #1288
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( psst craig.. she's brazilian )
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:14 AM   #1289
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Hmmm. She has a German name, and lives in Brazil... I wonder what her granddaddy did during WWII...
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:14 AM   #1290
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really? with a name like that?

that expains a lot


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