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Old 02-13-2006, 08:35 PM   #1816
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Woo Hoo!! dicdicdicdic... Did ya hear the one about Dick out shooting for Dan Quail?
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:10 PM   #1817
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.... and the finale piece is just awesome ....
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Old 02-13-2006, 11:01 PM   #1818
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Old 02-14-2006, 12:04 AM   #1819
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Old 02-14-2006, 02:11 AM   #1820
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Q: Did Aborigines have pets?
A: Sort of. Aboriginal people did not keep pets, but they did have animals that might have stayed outside their houses.
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Old 02-14-2006, 08:10 AM   #1821
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^^ Halloween 2007?? What's your big hurry?

There was never supposed to be a hurry. His mom hates me, that much I know. It scares the crap out of me that she wants to help plan the wedding. She was calling me every night at all hours of the night about dress plans, flowers, colors, so on. Finally we decided that we weren't planning a d**n thing anymore until he actually proposes. Apparently he thinks we'll "jinx" the wedding if we plan anything this early, but I have ideas.

Is it weird to have planned some of your wedding before he even proposes?
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Old 02-14-2006, 05:53 PM   #1822
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Tonight the Vice President is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Whittington. Now according to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time-there-were-quail in the brush. And while the quail turned out to be the 78 year old man -- even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists -- he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face.

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Old 02-15-2006, 02:34 AM   #1823
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Old 02-15-2006, 11:39 AM   #1824
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:33 PM   #1825
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Truth is stranger than fiction!

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Old 02-16-2006, 12:45 AM   #1826
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:46 AM   #1827
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I'll take the bracelet as I could use it to make a fork.
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:12 PM   #1828
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:26 AM   #1829
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i've just been invited to a meeting at work called

"work more efficiently in 2006"

WTF?? it's from 13:30-14:30.. i'll let you guys know
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Old 02-17-2006, 10:14 AM   #1830
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Post from the meeting if possible.
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