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Old 02-17-2006, 11:45 AM   #1831
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ok im back


well this was cool with post it notes on the wall and stuff like that

and were going to

- solve problems to stop incidents from happening
- shift work around
- have less meetings
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:53 AM   #1832
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sounds like it was incredibly productive then.
Do you feel more efficient already?
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:02 PM   #1833
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I got hit on today by a Dude wearing Panty Hose!!!
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:20 PM   #1834
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dinzdale strikes again!

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Old 02-17-2006, 09:52 PM   #1835
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My aunt wants to name my cousin's unborn child Nicholas Alvin Elijah. Alvin...Like the chipmunk. So now everytime I talk to her, I sing the chipmunk theme song.
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:47 PM   #1836
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What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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Old 02-20-2006, 08:53 PM   #1837
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That was funny and very clever!!!!
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Old 02-21-2006, 12:07 PM   #1838
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i have a ball python that i want to breed he is a bout 2 feet he is a goood eater so if you know ney thing a bout breeding ball python post a it oh haer ok
This is possibly the funniest thing I have read in a month....
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Old 02-21-2006, 02:03 PM   #1839
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Eas ter (e ster) noun The celebration of the day when Jesus died, was buried and then resurrected as a chocolate rabbit who lays colorful eggs and then carries them house to house in a little basket, delivering them to all the children


if you like that check out my store it is available on tshirts and more along with other witty sayings!!!!! the link is in my signature!!
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Old 02-21-2006, 02:08 PM   #1840
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^ that made me laugh. but for all the wrong reasons.
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Old 02-21-2006, 02:13 PM   #1841
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^ that made me laugh. but for all the wrong reasons.
i also have one with this cute little bunny cartoon on it...with a thought cloud above his head that says "the brown ones are not jelly beans" i tried to enclose the pic of it but it wont work they are on my store under seasonal>holidays>easter


i have have some st pattys daydesigns up like

"Beer me i'm irish"
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Old 02-21-2006, 02:25 PM   #1842
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v witty
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Old 02-21-2006, 03:25 PM   #1843
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oh god oh god oh god

I really don't know what to say
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Old 02-21-2006, 03:29 PM   #1844
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Maybe a witty slogan for your on-line store could be....I dunno...

"My Other T-shirts are remotely funny."
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Old 02-21-2006, 06:46 PM   #1845
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could you make a t-shirt with 'was that dog' on it?

i would buy.

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