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Old 08-05-2013, 04:24 PM   #466
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In hell, FWC ROCK!!!

^ snort to HFox!!
In hell, when you look in the mirror, an FWC stares back.
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Old 08-07-2013, 10:27 AM   #467
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In hell, it takes your supplier at least 12 tries to get the "dd-mm-yyyy hh:mm:ss" format right in a data delivery.
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Old 08-10-2013, 06:51 AM   #468
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^and the next week they fvck up another column.
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Old 08-19-2013, 05:52 AM   #469
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In hell, the guy sitting at the desk opposite of you breathes heavily through his nose and on every exhale he opens his mouth and he smacks his lips and you can hear his dentures rattle.

the guy sitting next to you drums on the desk with his fingers in an erratic pattern.
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Old 09-12-2013, 12:34 PM   #470
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In hell you sit 2 cubicles behind and to the left of the enchanting girl who obsesses over her coworkers irks while she compulsively taps her own delicate dainty foot in her pretty frustration...but she doesn't know you exist because you have no irks.
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Old 10-16-2013, 12:05 PM   #471
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In hell when the Beatles song Mr. Postman comes on you change the channel
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Old 10-16-2013, 12:18 PM   #472
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In hell, you can never get the magic back.
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:32 PM   #473
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You can't get the magic back on earth, either. Perhaps in hell, there was never any magic, but everyone tells you there was.
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Old 10-26-2013, 11:32 AM   #474
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In hell, people don't know it's just a metaphor.
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Old 10-27-2013, 01:16 AM   #475
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In hell, when you look in the mirror, an FWC stares back.
You bet it will...FWC sees all!!! muhaaa. (I do not know what that means.) OK, BOOO!
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Old 10-29-2013, 01:47 PM   #476
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In hell, even after you have both decided that you are not right for each other, she keeps texting...and you still want to "hit that".
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Old 10-29-2013, 01:48 PM   #477
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In hell ^ that's how all babies get made.
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Old 11-02-2013, 04:51 AM   #478
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In hell, there are no weeds or invasive plants...ummm...thinking...oh, thanks then you throw in no mosquitoes. Damn You!!! AND POISON IVY? I HAT YOU!!!!
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Old 11-04-2013, 12:47 PM   #479
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In hell, your supplier creates a report that contains all changed records, but leaves out the new records. Because logically, a new record has not been changed yet.

In hell, everyone you work with is either autistic or vulcan, or both.
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Old 11-05-2013, 08:18 PM   #480
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In Hell, you always lose Wordscraper to HFoxy...oh wait, I'm there
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