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Old 02-08-2007, 03:32 PM   #2101
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Could you describe the Mixed Media art installation at the bagel shop?

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Old 02-08-2007, 04:17 PM   #2102
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If her husband comes home to their 15th floor apartment, and you dive out of the window, what will you be?


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Old 02-08-2007, 04:46 PM   #2103
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What is your secret for getting "extras" with your lap dances?

NOKIA N95 AT JUST............................$265.00usd!!
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:16 PM   #2104
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what message would you send to everyone in the world if you could?


somewhat fishier than last time.
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:20 PM   #2105
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How did your latest phishing con go?

It was easier than I thought to say no.
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:39 AM   #2106
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What happened when George W. Bush hit on you?

Anyway, it'll come out in the wash.
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:56 AM   #2107
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what did bill say to monika?


i'm sorry, it was just too tempting.
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:03 PM   #2108
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Why do ducks float?

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Old 02-12-2007, 08:53 PM   #2109
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can you make an anagram from the name 'moe'?


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Old 02-13-2007, 01:35 AM   #2110
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What's the world need now?


For the last time, leave it alone and it will go away!
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Old 02-13-2007, 02:35 AM   #2111
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What are you going to do about your receding hairline?


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Old 02-15-2007, 01:11 PM   #2112
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Did you end up buying that fancy name brand ketchup?

I guess it all started when I realized that only 4 of my toes could fit in my ear.
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Old 02-15-2007, 01:21 PM   #2113
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When did you foresee the end of your career as a contortionist?



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Old 02-15-2007, 02:53 PM   #2114
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Still in need of tires for that car of yours?

My sousaphone needs tuning.
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:27 PM   #2115
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Why are you skipping work today?


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