urgent shaving questions

[brightpearl]

thanks for the idea, tunes

I'm in the market for a new look, and I think a righteous beard might be just the trick. I'm having trouble getting it to grow, however. I've heard that if you shave, the hair grows back thicker...?

This is what I'm going for:

[brightpearl]

I think I might be able to grow this kind, but what sort of razor should one use?

[lukkucairi]

^ erm...a laser-guided one?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I've got a nasty burr in the left muttonchop and have booked to dine at Brannigan's tonight with a very special lady. I'm a strict traditionalist so laser guided assistance is out of the question!

HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!

[lukkucairi]

try this:



I hear they sell it in your neck of the woods

if that's still too contemporary, you could just use a lump of soft beeswax.

[Tunesmith]

(aw, now I don't have to be an internet operative! thanks, pearly! )

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So I'm a "long-time wisher, first-time grower" ( ) and I recently saw an enlightening statistic that suggested that females are, ah...erm...attracted to men with facial hair.

So, me being slightly "challenged" when it comes to the "dating pool" as they say, I was wondering if any senior mustachio'd men could give me any tips. My goal is this bad boy, but I could settle for something a bit less brazen.

Thanks,

MustacheMan212

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Originally Posted by lukkucairi

try this:



I hear they sell it in your neck of the woods

if that's still too contemporary, you could just use a lump of soft beeswax.

Frankly I'm offended. And where are the moderators in all this. I'm going back to the beard board. Another opportunity missed ze frank!

[Tunesmith]

pearly:

I've always thought of you as more of a



Y'know, something that just screams "I am beard, hear me roar!"

I can't help noticing interesting parallels between your future facial hair and the Saguaro Cactus, though:



I would trim liberally to remove any confusion. Unless you go for that kind of thing.

[Odbe]

Originally Posted by brightpearl

thanks for the idea, tunes

This is way too much after the tentacle pr0n discussion.

[Frieda]

this is bertus, bouncer guy at the pub i used to go to

[Marcus Bales]

The Brazilian

... A 2006 study called "Did the Brazilian Kill the Pubic Louse?", written by NR Armstrong and JD Wilson, of Leeds General Infirmary, wonders at the sudden rarity of pubic lice in the UK and elsewhere. Published in the journal Sexually Transmitted Infections, the study suggests a possible cause ... Dutch naturalist Kees Moeliker ... started a campaign to collect and preserve some specimens for the Rotterdam Natural History Museum, of which he is a curator. "When the bamboo forests that the giant panda lives in were cut down, the bear became threatened with extinction," ... Moeliker ... will take part in the Ig Nobel Tour for National Science and Engineering Week (March 6-16). If you have a specimen of Phthiris pubis you'd like to donate to science, or know someone who has, please bring them to one of the events. -- Marc Abrahams, in The Guardian, Tuesday March 4, 2008

Girls, though you are tough or tender,
Fat, or medium, or slender,
Clean and sober, on a bender,
Drink it straight or from a blender,
Free or trussed in a suspender,
In firm control or fond surrender,
Smooth the groove of your pudenda.
Burma Shave.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

The question seldom addressed is where Medusa had snakes. Underarm hair is an even more embarassing problem when it keeps biting the top of the deodorant bottle.

Terrry Pratchett: Soul Music

[skip intro]

do you practise what you preach mr bales?

[Marcus Bales]

Originally Posted by skip intro

do you practise what you preach mr bales?

In a similar spirit I do edit my work.

[craig johnston]

In a similar spirit I do edit my work.

what? you have lice in your pomes?

my mind is full of unpleasant images