07-29-2007, 07:37 AM
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Advice
Leave some, ask for some.
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07-29-2007, 07:37 AM
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Never wear brown shoes with a blue suit.
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07-29-2007, 07:38 AM
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If someone tells you they're too fvcked up for a relationship, you should believe them.
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07-29-2007, 07:41 AM
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do these socks go with this dress?
 what about this one?  Is there ever a good time for a tiara? |
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07-29-2007, 07:48 AM
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I just got a blank email from Watkins S. Valentine with an attachment. Do you think it's spam?
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07-29-2007, 08:16 AM
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here's some careers advice from the late great texan, bill hicks. not for the easily offended: .......---------++****++---------........
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07-29-2007, 09:34 AM
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WhY sO SiRiUs?
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Don't walk naked into a pit of angry cobras. After all, there's no guarantee that something won't get bitten.
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07-29-2007, 10:17 AM
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07-29-2007, 10:20 AM
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After establishing that you are only trying to get someone back for a practical joke, do you think it's a bit over the top to hack their dead body into less than 5-inch chunks? Or should I keep it a bit larger than that?
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07-29-2007, 10:46 AM
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what about when someone is playing music too loud too late at night? Does that justify paintballing their car?
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07-29-2007, 10:56 AM
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 I've been drinking coffee black for a while now, but someone gave me a container of vanilla-caramel creamer. Should I tempt fate and re-enter the 3rd circle of hell, for a little flavored coffee, or just grin and bear it? |
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07-29-2007, 12:23 PM
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First vanilla-flavored creamer, then creme brule after dinner, then pretty soon you own a Dairy Queen and weigh 350 lbs. Up to you.
How about this: I've been listening to old Simon & Garfunkel songs and I can scarcely see through my tears to type. Is there any help for me?
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My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. Last edited by Marcus Bales : 07-29-2007 at 12:26 PM. |
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07-29-2007, 12:44 PM
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  Syrup and butter on the french toast, or butter and powdered sugar w/ lemon? |
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07-29-2007, 01:06 PM
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wallow in it blaes, get it out of your system, there's a good chap.
 
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07-29-2007, 01:40 PM
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[quote=brightpearl;355809]do these socks go with this dress?
.jpg[/IMG] QUOTE] Looks like she might be getting Randy!
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