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Old 07-13-2010, 02:22 AM   #3901
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Thanks, Ysa, now it makes me feel a lot better.

edited to add: - at first I felt was just a little better, and then I felt really bad again so I cried, and then I started feeling a little better again, enough to receive Ysa's empathy, which then opened the aperture for more comfort, and then I felt a lot better and more resolved to look on the bright side. Ysa's note has been very instrumental indeed to my present equilibrium. My respect for her as a generous entity is once again validated. Thank you.

And I also respect ironicgoose's candor, his quite understandable lack of empathy for a complete stranger notwithstanding.

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Old 07-27-2010, 01:04 AM   #3902
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Mandatory training I had to take during work today
It was a time management course, it was seven hours long. Seriously? I would think a time management course should take all of an hour.
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Old 07-27-2010, 10:16 AM   #3903
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wow klynne!
you've come a long way baby!

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Old 08-04-2010, 04:13 AM   #3904
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This first:


Then this:
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3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:35 AM   #3905
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Google this for an old joke you have heard....

st peter heaven and hell joke yesterday you were a customer today you are a client
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:37 PM   #3906
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Brynn: the autotune version has been going through my head over and over and over and over and over, especially this part

you don't have to come and confess, we all lookin for you
we gon FIIIIND you
we gon FIND you
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Old 08-05-2010, 01:16 AM   #3907
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Picking out the drivers on I-80/90 this afternoon in Ohio that would be pulled over for speeding. I scored 100%!! hahah!! dumbasses!! You need something to do while driving across Ohio. Oh but I did wave, Marcus. You betch ya!
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:48 AM   #3908
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I'm sorry. I've got to post this one too.

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Old 08-09-2010, 03:21 PM   #3909
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Picking out the drivers on I-80/90 this afternoon in Ohio that would be pulled over for speeding. I scored 100%!! hahah!! dumbasses!! You need something to do while driving across Ohio. Oh but I did wave, Marcus. You betch ya!
That was you? Sorry, the regimental tie kept me from waving, um, anything appropriate.
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Old 08-23-2010, 10:39 AM   #3910
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Why did the chicken commit suicide?


To get to the other side.
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:14 PM   #3911
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Why did the chicken commit suicide?


To get to the other side.
wow
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Old 08-24-2010, 02:42 PM   #3912
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^that's great.
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Old 08-25-2010, 02:09 AM   #3913
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I keep coming back to this
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"Years ago, this used to be all orange groves...far as the eye could see..."
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:00 PM   #3914
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Nice poster you got here, hate to see it closed....
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Old 09-02-2010, 12:22 AM   #3915
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