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Old 12-29-2004, 06:12 AM   #1336
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SURE THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH NECROPHILIA AND I LIKE AN OLDER MAN MYSELF RIGOR MORTIS MAKES THEM STIFFER FOR LONGER JUST GOT TO WATCH THE MUSEUM QUALITY ONES THINGS TEND TO GET BRITTLE AND BREAK OFF

THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE

GOD BLESS SUPERGLUE
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Old 12-29-2004, 06:22 AM   #1337
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SUPERGLUE ADHERES TO SKIN TRY EXPLAINING THAT TO A GOBBLY KNOBBLED INTERN WHILST DRAGGING YOURSELF AND YOUR BEAU MAGNON THROUGH THE ED

I HAT SUPERGLUE
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Old 12-29-2004, 06:23 AM   #1338
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HE WAS DEAD HE DIDN'T CARE
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Old 12-29-2004, 06:24 AM   #1339
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HANG ON A MINUTE DAMMIT WHILE I WRITE DOWN THE WORD FOREHEAD SOMEWHERE
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Old 12-29-2004, 06:30 AM   #1340
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A GIRL IN MY SEVENTH GRADE CLASS HAD THREE BROTHERS AND ONE DAY THEY DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SUPERGLUE DEANNAS FINGERS TOGETHER WITH SUPERGLUE SO THEY DID AND THEN SHE TRIED TO SEPARATE THEM WITH A RAZOR BLADE WHICH OF COURSE DIDN'T WORK SO THEN SHE DISCOVERED THAT FINGERNAIL POLISH REMOVER WOULD WORK BUT BY THEN SHE HAD OPEN WOUNDS SO WHEN THEY POURED IT ON YOU COULD HEAR HER SCREAM FROM EIGHT CLASSROOMS AWAY

TRUE STORY
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Old 12-29-2004, 07:16 AM   #1341
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THIS BELONGS IN THE RANDOM THREAD YOU PINEAPPLEEATINGTHUMBNAILPICTUREGATHERING PINEAPPLE EATER THUMBNAIL PICTURE GATHERER

I HAT PEOPLE WHO CANT STICK TO THE FORMAT AND WHO DONT ARGUE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION IN THE ARGUE ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION THREAD

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING YOU MESSED UP ON THE ARGUING PART
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:39 AM   #1342
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YOUR POINTLESS AND NOT VERY FUNKY AND IM NOT SURE THATS EVEN A TUBA IF YOU WANT TO HELP YOU SHOULD FIND TRISH A POST IT NOTE AND WRITE FORHEAD ON IT AND LEAVE MARGE ALONE BECAUSE YOURE JUST WASTING HER VALUABLE PERSONAL INFORMATION GATHERING TIME OK FUNKED UP TUBBY NUTS ITS YOU WHO MESSED UP BABY
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Old 12-30-2004, 06:03 AM   #1343
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TODAY I HAVE BEEN MOSTLY EATING ACORNS...

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Old 12-30-2004, 06:13 AM   #1344
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POINTLESS IS AS POINTLESS DOES THIS IS THE POINTLESS ARGUING THREAD IN CASE YOU CAN BE BOTHERED TO NOTICE IF IM POINTLESS ITS FOR A PRETTY FARKING GOOD REASON MISSY AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR CRAZY HAIR AND YOUR SMUDGY TOERINGS AND STUFF MARGE HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY INDOCTRINATED IN THIS HERE PARTS AND IS NOW FREE GAME SO JUST STUFF IT IN YOUR CORN COB BUNG WHOLE FOODS AND GO BACK TO EATING YOUR BARBEQUED WALLABY BRAINS
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Old 12-30-2004, 06:16 AM   #1345
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TODAY I HAVE BEEN MOSTLY EATING ACORNS...

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DO FEEL LIKE A FREAKING NUT
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Old 12-30-2004, 06:23 AM   #1346
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DO FEEL LIKE A FREAKING NUT
I BLOODY WELL WILL AND ALL IF I WANT TO - THATS WHAT LIVING IN A FREE COUNTRY IS ALL ABOUT AND I MIGHT WELL CHANGE MY DIET WITH MY UNDERWEAR OR CHOOSE TO EAT NOTHING BUT PORKY SCRATCHINGS FOR THE NEXT SIX WEEKS...
I'M HUNGRY. IT'S ALL THAT ORANGE...
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Old 12-30-2004, 07:25 AM   #1347
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THIS BELONGS IN THE RANDOM THREAD YOU PINEAPPLEEATINGTHUMBNAILPICTUREGATHERING PINEAPPLE EATER THUMBNAIL PICTURE GATHERER

I HAT PEOPLE WHO CANT STICK TO THE FORMAT AND WHO DONT ARGUE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION IN THE ARGUE ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION THREAD

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING YOU MESSED UP ON THE ARGUING PART

YEAH WELL ID RATHER BE A PINEAPPLEEATINGTHUMBNAILPICTUREGATHERER THAN A CRAZYNUTEATINGFUNKYTUBA CUZ TUBAS ARE LAME AND YOU ARE UH LAME AND YOUVE NEVER EATEN A PINEAPPLE IN YOUR LIFE CUZ IF YOU DID YOU WOULD KNOW THAT THEYRE RICH IN VITAMIN C AND VERY GOOD FOR YOU

SO NYAH
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Old 12-30-2004, 09:50 PM   #1348
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SHUT UP NO ONE ASKED YOU


AND IM FAIRLY CERTAIN THATS A FRENCH HORN NOT A TRUMPET YOU WHORE
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Old 12-30-2004, 11:08 PM   #1349
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HE MIGHT FIND HIS HORN GORN IF HES NOT CAREFUL
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Old 12-30-2004, 11:22 PM   #1350
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I THINK YOU SPELLED FRENCH WHORE AND STRUMPET WRONG AGENT
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