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Marcus Bales · 01-06-2006, 10:40 AM

Someone said something - we listened
In the glade where our knives had just christened
The grass with the fluids
Of seventeen Druids,
And blood drops like red dew still glistened.

Marcus Bales · 01-06-2006, 10:41 AM

"What did he say?" someone said

Zatoichi · 01-06-2006, 11:45 AM

"What did he say?" someone said,
"What was that thing about 'dread'?"

ambo · 01-06-2006, 01:35 PM

"What did he say?" someone said,
"What was that thing about 'dread'?"
A small crowd assembled
As his whole body trembled

dddrum · 01-06-2006, 05:08 PM

"What did he say?" someone said,
"What was that thing about 'dread'?"
A small crowd assembled
As his whole body trembled
And his ropy locks swayed on his head

Marcus Bales · 01-06-2006, 07:49 PM

The forfex is glittering. Shock
Appears on each face as the lock
Is suddenly snipped

dddrum · 01-07-2006, 01:40 AM

The forfex is glittering. Shock
Appears on each face as the lock
Is suddenly snipped
Revealing the crypt

Hyakujo's Fox · 01-09-2006, 10:12 AM

The forfex is glittering. Shock
Appears on each face as the lock
Is suddenly snipped
Revealing the crypt
Turns salon after seven o'clock

dddrum · 01-09-2006, 07:35 PM

A snappy young salesman named Smoot

ambo · 01-09-2006, 09:31 PM

A snappy young salesman named Smoot
Kept a phone in the heel of his boot

Zatoichi · 01-09-2006, 10:24 PM

A snappy young salesman named Smoot
Kept a phone in the heel of his boot
Thinking Get Smart was retro
And his manicure metro

Brynn · 01-10-2006, 09:41 PM

A snappy young salesman named Smoot
Kept a phone in the heel of his boot
Thinking Get Smart was retro
And his manicure metro
He'd get soot from his boot on his snoot

dddrum · 01-10-2006, 10:16 PM

^^^^^

ambo · 01-13-2006, 01:27 PM

So kindly remove your umbrella
From my eyelid, you nasty young fella

dddrum · 01-13-2006, 04:51 PM

So kindly remove your umbrella
From my eyelid, you nasty young fella
There's no chance of rain
Inside of my brain

01-06-2006, 10:40 AM	#616
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Someone said something - we listened In the glade where our knives had just christened The grass with the fluids Of seventeen Druids, And blood drops like red dew still glistened. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-06-2006, 10:41 AM	#617
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	"What did he say?" someone said __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-06-2006, 01:35 PM	#619
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	"What did he say?" someone said, "What was that thing about 'dread'?" A small crowd assembled As his whole body trembled __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

01-06-2006, 05:08 PM	#620
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	"What did he say?" someone said, "What was that thing about 'dread'?" A small crowd assembled As his whole body trembled And his ropy locks swayed on his head __________________ ...or words to that effect.

01-06-2006, 07:49 PM	#621
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	The forfex is glittering. Shock Appears on each face as the lock Is suddenly snipped __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-06-2006, 11:45 AM	#618
Zatoichi monkey Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 401	"What did he say?" someone said, "What was that thing about 'dread'?"

01-07-2006, 01:40 AM	#622
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	The forfex is glittering. Shock Appears on each face as the lock Is suddenly snipped Revealing the crypt __________________ ...or words to that effect.

01-09-2006, 10:12 AM	#623
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	The forfex is glittering. Shock Appears on each face as the lock Is suddenly snipped Revealing the crypt Turns salon after seven o'clock

01-09-2006, 07:35 PM	#624
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	A snappy young salesman named Smoot __________________ ...or words to that effect.

01-09-2006, 09:31 PM	#625
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	A snappy young salesman named Smoot Kept a phone in the heel of his boot __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

01-09-2006, 10:24 PM	#626
Zatoichi monkey Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 401	A snappy young salesman named Smoot Kept a phone in the heel of his boot Thinking Get Smart was retro And his manicure metro

01-10-2006, 09:41 PM	#627
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	A snappy young salesman named Smoot Kept a phone in the heel of his boot Thinking Get Smart was retro And his manicure metro He'd get soot from his boot on his snoot __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

01-10-2006, 10:16 PM	#628
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	^^^^^ __________________ ...or words to that effect.

01-13-2006, 01:27 PM	#629
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	So kindly remove your umbrella From my eyelid, you nasty young fella __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

01-13-2006, 04:51 PM	#630
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	So kindly remove your umbrella From my eyelid, you nasty young fella There's no chance of rain Inside of my brain __________________ ...or words to that effect.

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