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Audreyvgs · 06-13-2007, 12:57 AM

Paul remarried to a dancin' fool,
her eyes on the prize not his tool
she was a wood legger
inside was a kegger
which explains how she lost the jewel

daverbee · 06-14-2007, 04:15 PM

^^^

Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see.

Dorkahontas · 07-02-2007, 12:16 AM

Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see.
Roger Waters is touring but he
left his mates off the bill

daverbee · 07-25-2007, 09:45 AM

Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see.
Roger Waters is touring but he
left his mates off the bill
What a sour, bitter pill

Marcus Bales · 07-25-2007, 04:03 PM

Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see.
Roger Waters is touring but he
left his mates off the bill
What a sour, bitter pill
And the new album's titled "Debris".

funkytuba · 05-06-2011, 06:59 PM

At the taco truck Jim said "No Way!
They're out of carnitas!" Dismay

Marcus Bales · 05-07-2011, 12:23 AM

At the taco truck Jim said "No Way!
They're out of carnitas!" Dismay
Had made his voice shrill

Coffee · 05-07-2011, 01:33 PM

At the taco truck Jim said "No Way!
They're out of carnitas!" Dismay
Had made his voice shrill
and sounded like Jill
that the driver porked last night, "Ole!"

Marcus Bales · 05-08-2011, 09:38 AM

Is it too much to ask that the toast

Hyakujo's Fox · 05-08-2011, 10:55 PM

Is it too much to ask that the toast
be buttered on one side at most?

funkytuba · 05-09-2011, 05:33 PM

Is it too much to ask that the toast
be buttered on one side at most?
'Cause when both front and back

Marcus Bales · 05-11-2011, 10:20 PM

Is it too much to ask that the toast
be buttered on one side at most?
'Cause when both front and back
are buttered, the snack

Coffee · 05-12-2011, 12:48 AM

Is it too much to ask that the toast
be buttered on one side at most?
'Cause when both front and back
are buttered, the snack
by Murphy, if dropped, will be...toast.

Coffee · 05-12-2011, 12:50 AM

Tom chanced to see through his scope

MoJoRiSin · 05-12-2011, 01:01 AM

Tom chanced to see through his scope
That in numerology the word Eve

06-14-2007, 04:15 PM	#1382
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	^^^ Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see. __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

07-25-2007, 09:45 AM	#1384
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see. Roger Waters is touring but he left his mates off the bill What a sour, bitter pill __________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

07-25-2007, 04:03 PM	#1385
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see. Roger Waters is touring but he left his mates off the bill What a sour, bitter pill And the new album's titled "Debris". __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

05-06-2011, 06:59 PM	#1386
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	At the taco truck Jim said "No Way! They're out of carnitas!" Dismay __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

05-07-2011, 12:23 AM	#1387
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	At the taco truck Jim said "No Way! They're out of carnitas!" Dismay Had made his voice shrill __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

06-13-2007, 12:57 AM	#1381
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	Paul remarried to a dancin' fool, her eyes on the prize not his tool she was a wood legger inside was a kegger which explains how she lost the jewel

07-02-2007, 12:16 AM	#1383
Dorkahontas monkey Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 82	Pink Floyd's had some troubles, you see. Roger Waters is touring but he left his mates off the bill

05-07-2011, 01:33 PM	#1388
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	At the taco truck Jim said "No Way! They're out of carnitas!" Dismay Had made his voice shrill and sounded like Jill that the driver porked last night, "Ole!"

05-08-2011, 09:38 AM	#1389
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Is it too much to ask that the toast __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

05-08-2011, 10:55 PM	#1390
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Is it too much to ask that the toast be buttered on one side at most?

05-09-2011, 05:33 PM	#1391
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	Is it too much to ask that the toast be buttered on one side at most? 'Cause when both front and back __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

05-11-2011, 10:20 PM	#1392
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Is it too much to ask that the toast be buttered on one side at most? 'Cause when both front and back are buttered, the snack __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

05-12-2011, 12:48 AM	#1393
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Is it too much to ask that the toast be buttered on one side at most? 'Cause when both front and back are buttered, the snack by Murphy, if dropped, will be...toast.

05-12-2011, 12:50 AM	#1394
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Tom chanced to see through his scope

05-12-2011, 01:01 AM	#1395
MoJoRiSin unbelievable Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,664	Tom chanced to see through his scope That in numerology the word Eve __________________ From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me.

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