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Old 11-06-2003, 12:21 AM   #61
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I have been mulling over the possibilty of insurance liability, unwanted pregnancies, and being tarred and feathered, and run out of town by my neighbors, if such a party were to happen at my house....Hmmm.

Maybe, for the celebration, if certain zemonkeys are in close proximity to each other, groups of us apes could meet up in predetermined locations. We would have to have access to the internet, and could have a happy hour via the Web?

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Old 11-06-2003, 12:43 AM   #62
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If such a party were to happen at your house the neighbors would only be surprised that things were so sedate. When you stripped off your clothes and ran around the yard screaming "pin the tail on the donkey, pin the tail on the donkey!" at your last party the neighbors cheered with such glee that one man actually pissed in his pants. Really, Klynne how soon you forget...or should I say how quickly you black out.
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Old 11-06-2003, 12:50 AM   #63
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If such a party were to happen at your house the neighbors would only be surprised that things were so sedate. When you stripped off your clothes and ran around the yard screaming "pin the tail on the donkey, pin the tail on the donkey!" at your last party the neighbors cheered with such glee that one man actually pissed in his pants. Really, Klynne how soon you forget...or should I say how quickly you black out.
You!! Thank God, those pictures were destroyed! I should have never introduced you to this site. NOW ALL MY SECRETS WILL BE REVEALED. BIG MOUTH. You just wait, I am going to post your nudes on Show Me Your Mugs
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Old 11-06-2003, 12:54 AM   #64
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Actually if you're going to do that it should be entitled "Show Me Your Rugs".....naughty, bad girl!
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Old 11-06-2003, 12:56 AM   #65
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OR...."Show Me Your Jugs"....depends on what you prefer I guess.
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Old 11-06-2003, 12:58 AM   #66
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New thread will be added entitled "Maggie in the Raw" I will post your phone number as well.
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Old 11-06-2003, 01:02 AM   #67
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Then I'll have to post a thread called "Klynne Gone Wild"....I'll post the numbers of all the police departments you've been a guest at.
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Old 11-06-2003, 01:07 AM   #68
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You fight dirty!!! I am going to sue you.
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Old 11-06-2003, 01:16 AM   #69
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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are blue, you'll never know dear, how much I love you, please don't drag my ass to court and sue!
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Old 11-06-2003, 01:28 AM   #70
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Sure,

Try kissing my bum now. Too late, I have contacted the offices of Keller, and Keller. Read this and weep. But, can I get blood out of a turnip? Do not know, too confusing to me....
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Old 11-06-2003, 01:42 AM   #71
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Bum...very good word choice. Although I know your bum is lovely (as do much of the neighbors in the neighborhood after last party)I have no wish to kiss said bum even though you are my best friend. Friendship has it's limits....kissing of body parts is one of them.

As for squeezing blood out of a turnip....well, I don't think I need make further comment on that...lets just say I've heard it's one of your many talents.

Now, please see good night thread for further conversation.

You know I love ya, Klynne...oh let me count the ways...one, two three four.....etc, etc, etc...
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Old 11-06-2003, 01:44 AM   #72
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Jeez, at my house, if somebody yelled pin the tail on the donkey, The donkey in the back would be really pissed, as he already has one. We don't tick off the donkey, they kick.
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Old 11-06-2003, 09:35 AM   #73
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Donkeys can be real jackasses sometimes....
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Old 11-15-2003, 07:33 PM   #74
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How about everybody put on (or order) their favorite zefrank T shirt and wear it on the day when the posts reach 99,999 - just please! - don't wear the naughty one.
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Old 11-15-2003, 07:37 PM   #75
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which post are we up to now? maybe the triple-posting bug will come back and we'll get there faster!
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