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brightpearl · 06-03-2007, 08:35 AM

Drop a line to someone who'll never find it here.

lukkucairi · 06-03-2007, 11:22 AM

great idea!

craig johnston · 06-03-2007, 11:27 AM

look, i don't care whether you call him or not. it's your business.
he's an asshole, and you're an asshole for calling him. end of.
so let's talk about something else.

Marcus Bales · 06-03-2007, 11:31 AM

Slobodan Milosevic Enters Hell
August 20, 1941 - March 11, 2006

Slobodan Milosevic,
The prince of earthly hates,
Died and took the pathway which
Approached the Pearly Gates.

St Peter held the file and gauged
Its countless horrors well,
Then, looking more fatigued and aged,
Said "You belong in Hell."

So Slobodan declared "I've won!
I've beaten Heaven's best!"
And went to tell the tale he'd spun
To Satan and the rest.

Next morning at the Pearly Gates
Ten billion demons stand
All fearful of their final fates
At great St Peter's hand.

St Peter pinched his ancient nose:
His enervation showed.
"Who are you, and who are those
Behind you on the road?"

The front-most demon cringed and said
"Have mercy on us please --
The Serbs run Hell, and Satan's dead,
And now we’re refugees."

brightpearl · 06-04-2007, 08:11 PM

Tunesmith · 06-04-2007, 09:19 PM

You may not know it, but I still love you to some extent. But when you treat me so fvcking horribly, all of those wonderful feelings get shattered by your insults. You may be brilliant, but you sure know how to kill a guy's sense of self-worth.

You need to realize how much your actions affect others. I know, I know, you can't. But TRY.

You're NOT fvcking alone. You've put yourself in your situation. Yeah, I had a major role, seeing as we were so close, but it's not permanent. Gah! And please, don't expect me to be there Every. Single. Time. you need someone. I only want to help you, but eventually you have to stop using others as your crutches and look to yourself for strength.

I think you should listen to this song. Mainly the middle part, not the end. It's not about the instrumentals, listen to the lyrics.

This doesn't mean I don't want to help, it just means I want respect.

Marcus Bales · 08-03-2007, 08:23 PM

Sorry for inviting you to a bulletin board where registration is blocked.

brightpearl · 08-04-2007, 05:54 PM

Um, remember when you told us that we're all emotionally retarded for not giving you weirdly long hugs the second time you ever turned up? And then the next time, after giving us an inappropriately detailed analysis of your childhood issues, you harshly criticized the guy that had hugged you but had also said ever-so-kindly that regular folks who don't really know you can't replace a qualified therapist, no matter how much they hug you. And then you talked about real estate for a really long time.

And now this week you brought meticulously formatted handouts about the medical and psychological benefits of hugging and handed them to us all individually.

It's just creepy.

craig johnston · 08-04-2007, 06:06 PM

you could always try not being stoned for a couple of days, or even hours. i think you'd find it quite refreshing.

lukkucairi · 08-05-2007, 12:42 PM

dear asshole:

you know you didn't impress me last night, though perhaps you didn't understand the totality with which I saw through you.

you do not intimidate me. I've seen and dealt with far worse than you. you are an insecure, anxious little man who covers himself with bluster and bullies everyone around him. you have no magic. take your paranoia somewhere else.

in your fear, you have constructed an airtight little shell around you. I feel profoundly sorry for you, but I have no patience or time for you either. I will not fight you, so quit hoping.

yours,

lulu

brightpearl · 08-05-2007, 01:48 PM

Dear a-hole,
If you'd leave lulu alone, I'd consider it a personal favor to yourself.
bp

Veruki · 08-20-2007, 02:03 PM

Congratulations!

Hyakujo's Fox · 08-20-2007, 06:40 PM

Do you remember
how I carried you across the prickles?

Odbe · 08-21-2007, 03:18 AM

I had a dream.
You were about to fall into a trap
so I went to help you, without even thinking.
But I hit a glass wall that I didn't even notice.
I couldn't get to you.
Now I don't think that wall's coming down any time soon
but I'm happy that you have some good people
on that side of the wall with you.
(I hope they save you!)

lukkucairi · 08-21-2007, 03:43 AM

YOU ARE THE BEST

and I love you very much.

06-03-2007, 08:35 AM	#1
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Where we leave messages for people not on this board Drop a line to someone who'll never find it here.

06-03-2007, 11:27 AM	#3
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	look, i don't care whether you call him or not. it's your business. he's an asshole, and you're an asshole for calling him. end of. so let's talk about something else. __________________ the tea leaf family

06-03-2007, 11:31 AM	#4
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Slobodan Milosevic Enters Hell August 20, 1941 - March 11, 2006 Slobodan Milosevic, The prince of earthly hates, Died and took the pathway which Approached the Pearly Gates. St Peter held the file and gauged Its countless horrors well, Then, looking more fatigued and aged, Said "You belong in Hell." So Slobodan declared "I've won! I've beaten Heaven's best!" And went to tell the tale he'd spun To Satan and the rest. Next morning at the Pearly Gates Ten billion demons stand All fearful of their final fates At great St Peter's hand. St Peter pinched his ancient nose: His enervation showed. "Who are you, and who are those Behind you on the road?" The front-most demon cringed and said "Have mercy on us please -- The Serbs run Hell, and Satan's dead, And now we’re refugees." __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

06-04-2007, 09:19 PM	#6
Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	You may not know it, but I still love you to some extent. But when you treat me so fvcking horribly, all of those wonderful feelings get shattered by your insults. You may be brilliant, but you sure know how to kill a guy's sense of self-worth. You need to realize how much your actions affect others. I know, I know, you can't. But TRY. You're NOT fvcking alone. You've put yourself in your situation. Yeah, I had a major role, seeing as we were so close, but it's not permanent. Gah! And please, don't expect me to be there Every. Single. Time. you need someone. I only want to help you, but eventually you have to stop using others as your crutches and look to yourself for strength. I think you should listen to this song. Mainly the middle part, not the end. It's not about the instrumentals, listen to the lyrics. This doesn't mean I don't want to help, it just means I want respect. __________________ of the deadly ginger snaps

08-03-2007, 08:23 PM	#7
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Sorry for inviting you to a bulletin board where registration is blocked. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

06-03-2007, 11:22 AM	#2
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	great idea!

06-04-2007, 08:11 PM	#5
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749

08-04-2007, 05:54 PM	#8
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Um, remember when you told us that we're all emotionally retarded for not giving you weirdly long hugs the second time you ever turned up? And then the next time, after giving us an inappropriately detailed analysis of your childhood issues, you harshly criticized the guy that had hugged you but had also said ever-so-kindly that regular folks who don't really know you can't replace a qualified therapist, no matter how much they hug you. And then you talked about real estate for a really long time. And now this week you brought meticulously formatted handouts about the medical and psychological benefits of hugging and handed them to us all individually. It's just creepy.

08-04-2007, 06:06 PM	#9
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	you could always try not being stoned for a couple of days, or even hours. i think you'd find it quite refreshing. __________________ the tea leaf family

08-05-2007, 12:42 PM	#10
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	dear asshole: you know you didn't impress me last night, though perhaps you didn't understand the totality with which I saw through you. you do not intimidate me. I've seen and dealt with far worse than you. you are an insecure, anxious little man who covers himself with bluster and bullies everyone around him. you have no magic. take your paranoia somewhere else. in your fear, you have constructed an airtight little shell around you. I feel profoundly sorry for you, but I have no patience or time for you either. I will not fight you, so quit hoping. yours, lulu

08-05-2007, 01:48 PM	#11
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Dear a-hole, If you'd leave lulu alone, I'd consider it a personal favor to yourself. bp

08-20-2007, 02:03 PM	#12
Veruki hint of olive Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 833	Congratulations! __________________ Mein Führer! I can walk! -Dr. Strangelove

08-20-2007, 06:40 PM	#13
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Do you remember how I carried you across the prickles?

08-21-2007, 03:18 AM	#14
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	I had a dream. You were about to fall into a trap so I went to help you, without even thinking. But I hit a glass wall that I didn't even notice. I couldn't get to you. Now I don't think that wall's coming down any time soon but I'm happy that you have some good people on that side of the wall with you. (I hope they save you!)

08-21-2007, 03:43 AM	#15
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	YOU ARE THE BEST and I love you very much.

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