••THIS IS A BREAD FOR NEW TOASTERS•• - ZEFRANK.COM

zero · 02-14-2007, 08:45 AM

NEW TOASTERS

help us our breads seem to be all worn out or we all grew up or something anyhow nobody is toasting much therefore NEW TOASTERS please start toasting in this bread or better still make some nice new new breads for us to enjoy and toast our toasts in

THANKY HAVE A NICE DAY ENJOY YOUR BREAD

Audreyvgs · 02-14-2007, 11:03 AM

Brynn · 02-14-2007, 02:01 PM

A Toast to Bread:

O bread, O staff of life!
Were I not married, I'd make you my wife.
To have and to hold,
Until you grow mold -
Bold bread! Bread for all!
With sesame sprinkles,
I bathe thee with wine
As twilight twinkles.
I toast thee!
I toast thee!
O Bread be mine!

dinzdale · 02-14-2007, 03:59 PM

Dualit, stainless steel, 4 slice.....$400

Anything less is just burnt bread

zenbabe · 02-14-2007, 04:07 PM

Now we know what a $400 toaster looks like

What colour is it?

Brynn · 02-14-2007, 04:16 PM

Not sure, but here's something else you can buy for $400

dinzdale · 02-14-2007, 04:19 PM

and Zennie looks good in either

Jack Flanders · 02-14-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brynn

Not sure, but here's something else you can buy for $400

Is that a hint?

zenbabe · 02-14-2007, 05:00 PM

I'll take two!

zero · 02-14-2007, 07:36 PM

^^^^^^^^

all of your toasts are off-topic

the intention of this bread is to encourage new toasters to sign up and start toasting

dinzdale · 02-14-2007, 07:40 PM

You should've said.

Muffin?

Brynn · 02-14-2007, 07:58 PM

I'll drink to that!

Brynn · 02-14-2007, 07:58 PM

Oh wait...that's been done!

Mr. zero, please sir, that makes you an old toaster too, so if we can't toast here, then you can't either!

Toasting, toasting, toasting away here...(whistles and toasts defiantly)

zero · 02-14-2007, 08:12 PM

guys? guys... this is a ••BREAD FOR NEW TOASTERS••. pm's please.

otherwise we'll never convert any long-time turkeys into first-time toasters

trisherina · 02-15-2007, 01:37 AM

These toasters cannot manage the more abstruse breads. It is the way of cheap toasters.

02-14-2007, 08:45 AM	#1
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	••THIS IS A BREAD FOR NEW TOASTERS•• NEW TOASTERS help us our breads seem to be all worn out or we all grew up or something anyhow nobody is toasting much therefore NEW TOASTERS please start toasting in this bread or better still make some nice new new breads for us to enjoy and toast our toasts in THANKY HAVE A NICE DAY ENJOY YOUR BREAD

02-14-2007, 11:03 AM	#2
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	a place to stick it on Valentines Day __________________ I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!

02-14-2007, 02:01 PM	#3
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	A Toast to Bread: O bread, O staff of life! Were I not married, I'd make you my wife. To have and to hold, Until you grow mold - Bold bread! Bread for all! With sesame sprinkles, I bathe thee with wine As twilight twinkles. I toast thee! I toast thee! O Bread be mine! __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. Last edited by Brynn : 02-14-2007 at 02:03 PM. Reason: believe me, it was much worse a moment ago

02-14-2007, 04:07 PM	#5
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Now we know what a $400 toaster looks like What colour is it? __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

02-14-2007, 04:16 PM	#6
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Not sure, but here's something else you can buy for $400 __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

02-14-2007, 03:59 PM	#4
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Dualit, stainless steel, 4 slice.....$400 Anything less is just burnt bread

02-14-2007, 04:19 PM	#7
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	and Zennie looks good in either

02-14-2007, 05:00 PM	#9
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I'll take two! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

02-14-2007, 07:36 PM	#10
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	^^^^^^^^all of your toasts are off-topic the intention of this bread is to encourage new toasters to sign up and start toasting

02-14-2007, 07:40 PM	#11
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	You should've said. Muffin?

02-14-2007, 07:58 PM	#12
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	I'll drink to that! __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

02-14-2007, 08:12 PM	#14
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	guys? guys... this is a ••BREAD FOR NEW TOASTERS••. pm's please. otherwise we'll never convert any long-time turkeys into first-time toasters

02-15-2007, 01:37 AM	#15
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	These toasters cannot manage the more abstruse breads. It is the way of cheap toasters.

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