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Red Princess · 02-04-2003, 06:39 PM

give us all a big smoooch

dinzdale · 02-04-2003, 06:41 PM

Girls stay right where you are....Rune the nicest thing you can do is clean the herring out of the hot tub....

Now Rimmer, and Red P, dont you feel better free as nature intended? .....

Rune find some music, light the candles and pour the wine, the girls may want a long hot soak.....

Red Princess · 02-04-2003, 06:42 PM

oh yes, a nice long soak, i am so tense. someone sing us a song

RuneT · 02-04-2003, 06:51 PM

Ah, yes sir. whatever you say sir. I feel like being extra nice today and I will give the herring to the homless people.
Will lavender oil in the water do?
I can recommend a salt rub or maybe a light whipping with birch branches. It makes the martini taste so much better afterwards.

Red Princess · 02-04-2003, 06:55 PM

yes to the lavender, can't even imagine what you mean by the other

rmr · 02-04-2003, 07:02 PM

I'll take the whipping!!!

RuneT · 02-04-2003, 07:04 PM

heh, well? a salt rub is a massage done by rubbing salt onto your body. It's relaxing and good for your skin. The birch branch thing is a traditional ritual from Finland to help improve the blood sirculation. No pain involved.

I knew I could count on you Rimmer! going to the woods to find some fresh branches. You will like this!

Red Princess · 02-04-2003, 07:06 PM

you will forgive me please if i do not believe you. maybe after a couple more martinis, I have been known to change my mind. Where did dinz go? He isn't under water is he?

RuneT · 02-04-2003, 07:07 PM

cmon, you must have had a salt rub before? It's harmless!

Red Princess · 02-04-2003, 07:12 PM

it isn't the salt that makes me nervous. are you sure you got rid of all the herring ? i think there's something in the water

RuneT · 02-04-2003, 07:17 PM

It's clean, I promise. I take my job very seriously, madam. You will find dinz somewhere in the bubbles i think. Last thing I heard from him was a complaint about soap in his dry martini.

Red Princess · 02-04-2003, 07:20 PM

i just worry when we are all pants-less and i can't see where he is, not that i don't trust him you understand but ...

dinzdale · 02-04-2003, 07:29 PM

You can always trrust your old playmate Dinz....
: coming up for air and an olive :

It's the Norwegian birch twig that bothers me...

Red Princess · 02-04-2003, 07:32 PM

he is always nice, commere, let me switch you, the tape won't work in the water and i am sure you have been bad, what did you do with Rim?

RuneT · 02-04-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

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It's the Norwegian birch twig that bothers me... [/b]

ah, I see. now I'm not needed anymore, I wonder how many herring will fit in you big mouth, 1...2.. You are NOT helping me being nice here, Dinz!

02-04-2003, 06:39 PM	#1
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	give us all a big smoooch __________________ snarky peep

02-04-2003, 06:42 PM	#3
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	oh yes, a nice long soak, i am so tense. someone sing us a song __________________ snarky peep

02-04-2003, 06:51 PM	#4
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	Ah, yes sir. whatever you say sir. I feel like being extra nice today and I will give the herring to the homless people. Will lavender oil in the water do? I can recommend a salt rub or maybe a light whipping with birch branches. It makes the martini taste so much better afterwards. __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

02-04-2003, 06:55 PM	#5
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	yes to the lavender, can't even imagine what you mean by the other __________________ snarky peep

02-04-2003, 07:04 PM	#7
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	heh, well? a salt rub is a massage done by rubbing salt onto your body. It's relaxing and good for your skin. The birch branch thing is a traditional ritual from Finland to help improve the blood sirculation. No pain involved. I knew I could count on you Rimmer! going to the woods to find some fresh branches. You will like this! __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

02-04-2003, 06:41 PM	#2
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Girls stay right where you are....Rune the nicest thing you can do is clean the herring out of the hot tub.... Now Rimmer, and Red P, dont you feel better free as nature intended? ..... Rune find some music, light the candles and pour the wine, the girls may want a long hot soak.....

02-04-2003, 07:02 PM	#6
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	I'll take the whipping!!!

02-04-2003, 07:06 PM	#8
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	you will forgive me please if i do not believe you. maybe after a couple more martinis, I have been known to change my mind. Where did dinz go? He isn't under water is he? __________________ snarky peep

02-04-2003, 07:07 PM	#9
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	cmon, you must have had a salt rub before? It's harmless! __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

02-04-2003, 07:12 PM	#10
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	it isn't the salt that makes me nervous. are you sure you got rid of all the herring ? i think there's something in the water __________________ snarky peep

02-04-2003, 07:17 PM	#11
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	It's clean, I promise. I take my job very seriously, madam. You will find dinz somewhere in the bubbles i think. Last thing I heard from him was a complaint about soap in his dry martini. __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

02-04-2003, 07:20 PM	#12
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	i just worry when we are all pants-less and i can't see where he is, not that i don't trust him you understand but ... __________________ snarky peep

02-04-2003, 07:29 PM	#13
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	You can always trrust your old playmate Dinz.... : coming up for air and an olive : It's the Norwegian birch twig that bothers me...

02-04-2003, 07:32 PM	#14
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	he is always nice, commere, let me switch you, the tape won't work in the water and i am sure you have been bad, what did you do with Rim? __________________ snarky peep

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