Your First Incident Of Being Drunk...

[beckstra]

Tonight was my first. I went to a party with my great friend Terri, hoping to drink a little, flirt with the Chris, and take Terri home.

I got drunk.

I do not see the benefits. I was only okay when I was dancing and souling it out. Terri ended up getting so drunk she fell asleep on the couch with Chris.

Yes, Terri knows of my thing for Chris.

Needless to say, I am not a happy drunk. I sat playing board games until I felt like my brain and body were at full capacity and I left them there.

What a sucky experience. I'm not saying I never will again, but I am saying, this is why I live my life so guarded.