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What I Am Wearing.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Near DC
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I have always wondered.
Why is it illegal to be naked in public? |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 5,131
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the children, my god, the children
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Disco Maven
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen?
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That law was made considering that one day I would exist and could be naked in public. The world was united in its efforts to prevent that
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: brooklyn NY
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it promotes unnatural desires that pull ones thoughts away from temperance, moderation and all that is dull.
amen |
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King of the patnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
Posts: 9,411
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You mean I've been doing this illegally all this time ? ! ?????
The shame of it...... |
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 10,595
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Do you think it would be possible to have a Ze Monkey Streak A Thon? Might be fun, we could do it for some children's charity? Just a thought
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Butt-F***ing the World
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: the other side of normal
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during college i streaked once a year at our annual video scavenger hunt. once we thought we'd get it out of the way and it was one of the first tasks on the list we attempted. bright daylight. big mistake.
i'm not a fan of being video-taped naked and thank god that the tape probably (hopefully) spontaneously combusted under the heat of its own abject turpitude. the shame. the horror. -st. |
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Professional ZeMonkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Back in Oxford
Posts: 1,841
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Right. OK. You asked for it.
:drops trousers:
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
Posts: 6,929
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abject turpitude...
JOJ
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still jackasinine, make no mistake |
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Professional ZeMonkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Back in Oxford
Posts: 1,841
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This is funny. The only way I can be removed from my job before its term expires is for "gross moral turpitude".
Just wait until they find out I hang out with you guys.
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"Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM |
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
Posts: 6,929
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haven't you been anxious to get into some 'gross moral turpitude dC? if so, you're with the right crowd....
of course, in england, simply participating in this board probably qualifies as gross moral turpitude...
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still jackasinine, make no mistake |
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Professional ZeMonkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Back in Oxford
Posts: 1,841
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Oh how little ye know...
Gross moral turpitude is broadly defined as failure to maintain a stiff upper lip.
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"Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM |
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 10,595
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I think I've really got something. All these pictures of the 80's have given me an idea.....Remember hands across america? Well I'm thinking we could have streak across america for world peace.
what do you all say? |
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Professional ZeMonkey
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Back in Oxford
Posts: 1,841
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:goes topless:
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"Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM |
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in limbo
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 19,503
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just to tell a story-- last year there was something on tv about nude cycling & nude volley ball. i can tell you, it's still haunting me in my dreams.
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