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Old 02-05-2003, 03:36 PM   #1
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Question To Streak..

I have always wondered.

Why is it illegal to be naked in public?
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Old 02-05-2003, 03:52 PM   #2
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the children, my god, the children
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Old 02-05-2003, 03:55 PM   #3
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That law was made considering that one day I would exist and could be naked in public. The world was united in its efforts to prevent that
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Old 02-05-2003, 04:10 PM   #4
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it promotes unnatural desires that pull ones thoughts away from temperance, moderation and all that is dull.

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Old 02-05-2003, 04:14 PM   #5
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You mean I've been doing this illegally all this time ? ! ?????

The shame of it......
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Old 02-05-2003, 04:23 PM   #6
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Do you think it would be possible to have a Ze Monkey Streak A Thon? Might be fun, we could do it for some children's charity? Just a thought
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Old 02-05-2003, 04:40 PM   #7
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during college i streaked once a year at our annual video scavenger hunt. once we thought we'd get it out of the way and it was one of the first tasks on the list we attempted. bright daylight. big mistake.

i'm not a fan of being video-taped naked and thank god that the tape probably (hopefully) spontaneously combusted under the heat of its own abject turpitude.

the shame. the horror.

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Old 02-05-2003, 05:34 PM   #8
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Right. OK. You asked for it.

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Old 02-05-2003, 05:40 PM   #9
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abject turpitude...

JOJ
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Old 02-05-2003, 05:43 PM   #10
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This is funny. The only way I can be removed from my job before its term expires is for "gross moral turpitude".

Just wait until they find out I hang out with you guys.
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Old 02-05-2003, 05:45 PM   #11
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haven't you been anxious to get into some 'gross moral turpitude dC? if so, you're with the right crowd....

of course, in england, simply participating in this board probably qualifies as gross moral turpitude...
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Old 02-05-2003, 05:52 PM   #12
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Oh how little ye know...

Gross moral turpitude is broadly defined as failure to maintain a stiff upper lip.
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Old 02-05-2003, 05:54 PM   #13
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I think I've really got something. All these pictures of the 80's have given me an idea.....Remember hands across america? Well I'm thinking we could have streak across america for world peace.

what do you all say?
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Old 02-05-2003, 05:55 PM   #14
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Old 02-05-2003, 05:57 PM   #15
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just to tell a story-- last year there was something on tv about nude cycling & nude volley ball. i can tell you, it's still haunting me in my dreams.
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