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Old 02-14-2003, 01:51 PM   #1
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Golden Spikes ?

Golden Shower more like....
Do they have inside toilets yet ?
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Old 02-14-2003, 01:53 PM   #2
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toilets? don't know.... i held it til i got home... seemed like the safest bet all around....
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Old 02-14-2003, 02:00 PM   #3
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nope, no toilets.

no electricity either. we have one telegraph that runs through the middle of town.

yup.

i heer bout them movin pitshur boxes yeall got in them fancy-pants places. noneothat heer. one day, tho, yesiree, one day.

yee haw.

(damn morons)

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Old 02-14-2003, 02:04 PM   #4
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deev, you are eerily sounding like home to me.... now STOP IT! no deliveranceland in this thread... please!
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Old 02-14-2003, 02:07 PM   #5
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the sad thing is Beale, you'd probably dig it here, being a Southun Boy and all...

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Old 02-14-2003, 02:09 PM   #6
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Deev -
Your thread has been visited by the Trash Squad.
We love our work and will continue to extend this thread until it drops into the mire. Any serious thoughts you had of encouraging people to Omaha are now lost in a whole bunch of shite.
Sorry, but as I said....."We love our work"

Next thread please Mr Beale.....
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Old 02-14-2003, 02:09 PM   #7
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you do have baseball there.... and since baseball is played primarily in summer, i COULD try to fulfill my dream of being the only naked baseball commentator....

*scouring the omaha want ads for broadcasting*
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Old 02-14-2003, 02:14 PM   #8
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there is baseball. no majors, but you've been to the Spikes game.

not to mention we hold the College World Series as well, which gives you several weeks of baseball up to your eyeballs.

meanwhile Dinz, although i do encourage people coming to Omaha to experience something new (it is quite unique) and to purge themselves of ignorant impressions of the Midwest, i do not encourage people to pack up and move here. i have a love/hate relationship with this place and although it is great for some, i have plans to move elsewhere.

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Old 02-14-2003, 02:16 PM   #9
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well if you're moving then, i ain't coming, spikes (now royals) or no spikes...

there's baseball elsewhere, and i can plenty of other opportunities to scare away baseball fans with my nakedness
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Old 02-14-2003, 02:16 PM   #10
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Beale, naked in a cornfield commentating on college baseball....
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Old 02-14-2003, 02:17 PM   #11
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i know... everyone's dream... don't all flock at once now...
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Old 02-14-2003, 09:32 PM   #12
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I myself prefer to be called an Oma-ho. I did sell my soul to this city...she's my madam, my pimp. I am her ho.
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Old 02-14-2003, 09:34 PM   #13
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Not an Omahama Mamma ?
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Old 02-15-2003, 12:04 AM   #14
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It really doesn't matter...I just thought Oma-ho was my kind of funny.
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Old 02-15-2003, 01:09 AM   #15
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Mutual of Omaha..?
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