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King of the patnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
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Golden Spikes ?
Golden Shower more like.... Do they have inside toilets yet ? |
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
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toilets? don't know.... i held it til i got home... seemed like the safest bet all around....
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Butt-F***ing the World
Join Date: Sep 2002
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nope, no toilets.
no electricity either. we have one telegraph that runs through the middle of town. yup. i heer bout them movin pitshur boxes yeall got in them fancy-pants places. noneothat heer. one day, tho, yesiree, one day. yee haw. (damn morons) -st. |
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
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deev, you are eerily sounding like home to me.... now STOP IT! no deliveranceland in this thread... please!
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Butt-F***ing the World
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the sad thing is Beale, you'd probably dig it here, being a Southun Boy and all...
-st. |
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King of the patnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Deev -
Your thread has been visited by the Trash Squad. We love our work and will continue to extend this thread until it drops into the mire. Any serious thoughts you had of encouraging people to Omaha are now lost in a whole bunch of shite. Sorry, but as I said....."We love our work" Next thread please Mr Beale..... |
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
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you do have baseball there.... and since baseball is played primarily in summer, i COULD try to fulfill my dream of being the only naked baseball commentator....
*scouring the omaha want ads for broadcasting*
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Butt-F***ing the World
Join Date: Sep 2002
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there is baseball. no majors, but you've been to the Spikes game.
not to mention we hold the College World Series as well, which gives you several weeks of baseball up to your eyeballs. meanwhile Dinz, although i do encourage people coming to Omaha to experience something new (it is quite unique) and to purge themselves of ignorant impressions of the Midwest, i do not encourage people to pack up and move here. i have a love/hate relationship with this place and although it is great for some, i have plans to move elsewhere. -st. |
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
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well if you're moving then, i ain't coming, spikes (now royals) or no spikes...
there's baseball elsewhere, and i can plenty of other opportunities to scare away baseball fans with my nakedness
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King of the patnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Beale, naked in a cornfield commentating on college baseball....
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
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i know... everyone's dream... don't all flock at once now...
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one classy broad
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Cornhusker State
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I myself prefer to be called an Oma-ho. I did sell my soul to this city...she's my madam, my pimp. I am her ho.
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King of the patnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Not an Omahama Mamma ?
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one classy broad
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Cornhusker State
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It really doesn't matter...I just thought Oma-ho was my kind of funny.
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..it just started...
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: About where I need to be...
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Mutual of Omaha..?
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