customer testimonial

[zero]

i am extremely impressed with your arsematic. the size and quality of the results have exceeded my wildest expectations. arsematic has made my life a lot easier in fact it probably saved my business. i cannot thank you enough. i'm loving it!

- roger, massachusetts

next: BiscuitBoy

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[trisherina]

"BiscuitBoy with Tritium is the only thing our fussy son will eat before school in the morning. He truly believes that it makes him glow like the hands on his dad's watch -- and you know, sometimes I believe it, too!"

-- Ailynn, North Bay, ON

Next: Carpulon

[xfox]

Carpulon carpules are fun and easy. If you're like me, when you get them you will wonder how you managed without them. Fill your life with Carpulon and be happy! I recommend you don't spend another day without Carpulon.

L. Muskeestone, Eagle, ID

Next: Dingmatic

[trisherina]

"With its state-of-the-art dingo detection system, Dingmatic saved my baby from being eaten! Thank you, Dingmatic!!"

-- Randy Ennis, Daintree, North Queensland, Australia

Next: Extream

[zero]

"INCREDIBLE! Extream is awesome. i used to dread having to visit public cludgies but just accepted it. i would gladly pay over £2.50 for Extream. my friends are so envious, they all think i'm doing something against the law. i didn't even need training!"

- hank, diddlebury, england



next: fankletron

[12"razormix]

fankletron has made life worth living again! i use it in the kitchen: for fancy stews, macaroni and bird nest soup, at work: to tidy up my workstation, organize and prioritize my tasks effortlessly - and even in the privacy of my home: for my most intrinsic ikebana arrangements. it's pure makik!!

- peggy mac a. chiato, malmö, sweden


next: Ganglemø

[brightpearl]

Dear Shiznoodles,

I can't say enough about your product! I am grade A middle-class whitey, but serving Thai peanut salad made with Shiznoodles gave my last party a real authentic urban flair! I now have street cred, thanks to Shiznoodles. I'll never have to spend the weekend spraying TP out of the trees in my front yard again.

Gratefully,

Mr. P. Puckerding
General, Royal Air Force
Air Hostess Division
Retired

oops, forgot next:
Theradrain-it

[zero]

"we have always had a strong relationship with theradrain-it, and the problem solving and decision making dialogue we shared throughout the commission of our new upstairs bathroom resulted in virtually no problems whatsoever during the busy festive season."

- cecil b. flammangoid, vice president -housekeeping

next: under-eze

[Marcus Bales]

Dear Under-eze!

Since I bought Bman a pair of Under-eze for his birthday there has been no more chafing on his gland, and our sex life has returned to normal! i cannot thank you enough!

(name withheld by request)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Dear Mr Bales,

I write to inform you regarding the matter we previosuly discussed at the rear of your residence last Wednesday evening. If delivery is not forthcoming within two (2) working hours, matters will be placed in the hands of my attorney, Stan Doverman.

Yours Sincerely,
A Disastified Customer

[Marcus Bales]

Dear Mr Fox,

This in response to yours of 18th inst., as you felt in only an hour and five minutes, half a dozen 124 grain 9 mm rounds have lodged in your chest and stomach, I consider delivery to be complete, and the matter closed. I hope the executor of your estate will agree.

Regards,

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