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auntie aubrey · 03-22-2007, 10:12 PM

MY NAME IS CHANCELLOR PONG. I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR VEGETARIANS. THIS MORNING MY SHAMPOO TOLD ME A SECRET THAT I MUST NOW TAKE TO MY GRAVE. SOCK GARTERS BE DAMNED!

thank you. i needed to get that off of my chest.

12"razormix · 03-23-2007, 07:43 AM

maiko's socks have lost their resilience and have bunched up aggressively between her toes, somewhere under the soles of her feet.

zero · 03-23-2007, 08:26 AM

oh i get it it!

this is a bread all about socks

craig johnston · 03-23-2007, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zero

oh i get it it! this is a bread all about socks

aren't they all?

12"razormix · 03-23-2007, 09:17 AM

SOME SPECIES OF CUBOZOANS APPEAR TO PAIR UP, MALE
WITH FEMALE, IN ORDER TO MATE. THE MALE PUTS HIS T
ENTACLES INTO THE BELL OF THE FEMALE AND APPEARS T
... POCKY YOU SAY??

zero · 03-23-2007, 10:01 AM

T
ENTACLES YOU SAY T
??

and chancellor pong i like the cut of your jib

auntie aubrey · 03-23-2007, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12"razormix

maiko's socks have lost their resilience and have bunched up aggressively between her toes, somewhere under the soles of her feet.

MAIKO'S GOLDFISH HAVE AN OPINION ON THIS TOPIC, IF ONLY SHE WOULD REMOVE THE BEESWAX FROM HER EARS AND LISTEN. POCKY ARE A DELICIOUS TREAT AND CAN PREVENT UNNECESSARY WEAR AND TEAR ON SNUG FOOT SHEATHS. TOE ENCAPSULATIONS ARE PLOTTING, SO BE ON GUARD.

c70man · 03-23-2007, 08:26 AM

I often listen to my socks.
They know what their talking about.
Just the other day I overheard them saying...

Did you see that Hushpuppie over there....
Yeah,
You want to try them out?
Only if its free from animal products
What difference should that make?
Well, the last time I had one, I slid all over the place.
and it made the floorsheim.
What's wrong with that?
Static dude...I clinged to everything!
Oh yeah? Hell, I thought you were just flirting.

Hyakujo's Fox · 03-23-2007, 08:33 AM

THREAD ABOUT SOCKS? NOW THAT WOULD BE ABSURD.

BUT LATELY GREAT PONG, I TOO HAVE SOMETHING TO GET OFF MY CHEST

IT GLINTS. IT GLEAMS. IT GYRATES. IT MARKS ITS PASSAGE. IT SOOTHES THE PAIN OF A LIFE. IT CALLS MY NAME BUT THINKS I'M GREG. IT KNOWS NOTHING OF YOUR WAXY PLAID VELOUR. IT RATTLES BY AND BY IN THE NIGHT. NOW THE MOON MOTH DOTH RUSTLE ITS WINGS. WAS THAT A TUMBLEWEED? OR THE SUN ON ITS LONG JOURNEY? A FRUIT IN THAT BOWL IS NEVER ADRIFT.

03-22-2007, 10:12 PM	#1
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	ABSURDITIES! MY NAME IS CHANCELLOR PONG. I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR VEGETARIANS. THIS MORNING MY SHAMPOO TOLD ME A SECRET THAT I MUST NOW TAKE TO MY GRAVE. SOCK GARTERS BE DAMNED! thank you. i needed to get that off of my chest. __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

03-23-2007, 09:17 AM	#5
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	SOME SPECIES OF CUBOZOANS APPEAR TO PAIR UP, MALE WITH FEMALE, IN ORDER TO MATE. THE MALE PUTS HIS T ENTACLES INTO THE BELL OF THE FEMALE AND APPEARS T ... POCKY YOU SAY?? Last edited by 12"razormix : 03-23-2007 at 09:23 AM.

03-23-2007, 08:26 AM	#8
c70man Steve Goodman Fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 10	Absurdities? I often listen to my socks. They know what their talking about. Just the other day I overheard them saying... Did you see that Hushpuppie over there.... Yeah, You want to try them out? Only if its free from animal products What difference should that make? Well, the last time I had one, I slid all over the place. and it made the floorsheim. What's wrong with that? Static dude...I clinged to everything! Oh yeah? Hell, I thought you were just flirting.

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03-23-2007, 07:43 AM	#2
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	maiko's socks have lost their resilience and have bunched up aggressively between her toes, somewhere under the soles of her feet.

03-23-2007, 08:26 AM	#3
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	oh i get it it! this is a bread all about socks

03-23-2007, 10:01 AM	#6
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	T ENTACLES YOU SAY T ?? and chancellor pong i like the cut of your jib

03-23-2007, 08:33 AM	#9
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	THREAD ABOUT SOCKS? NOW THAT WOULD BE ABSURD. BUT LATELY GREAT PONG, I TOO HAVE SOMETHING TO GET OFF MY CHEST IT GLINTS. IT GLEAMS. IT GYRATES. IT MARKS ITS PASSAGE. IT SOOTHES THE PAIN OF A LIFE. IT CALLS MY NAME BUT THINKS I'M GREG. IT KNOWS NOTHING OF YOUR WAXY PLAID VELOUR. IT RATTLES BY AND BY IN THE NIGHT. NOW THE MOON MOTH DOTH RUSTLE ITS WINGS. WAS THAT A TUMBLEWEED? OR THE SUN ON ITS LONG JOURNEY? A FRUIT IN THAT BOWL IS NEVER ADRIFT.