Classified Ads

[dinzdale]

I was just browsing the Ze-monkey Mercury, and found these in the want-ad section:

WANTED:
New or used skis, suitable for
beginner. Must be virtually
unbreakable due to habit of
running into things.
Matching roll-neck sweater a plus.
Apply: RT - Box 321

FOR SALE:
Wedding dress, used once
Open back for exposing butt
to everyone on the beach.
Replies to: ZB Box-123

PERSONAL:
Caring, honest, clean-living
Englishman seeks quiet, demure
female for walks on the beach
sunsets, peaceful contemplation.
Must have big tits.
Apply: DZ Box-789


Any more I've missed