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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
Posts: 11,690
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Corrupt a Wish
The first person makes a wish, the second grants it while corrupting it in some fashion and then also makes a wish, the third person grants it while corrupting it and makes their own wish, the fourth person grants it while corrupting it and wishes something of their own and so on....
Ex: 1st person: I wish for a new pair of panties 2nd person" Granted, but they come with someone else's skid marks in them. I wish for a sandwich 3rd person: Granted, but it is full of diseases I wish for a....and GO!
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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
Posts: 11,690
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I wish my garden would grow
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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Your "garden" grows abundantly until it comes to the attention of the SFPD and you are led away in handcuffs.
I wish I could play the banjo. |
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Pigmy person...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Memphissippi
Posts: 336
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Granted but you will only be able to play well between the hours of 2am and 4am while wearing a sequined ball gown. Furthermore the only song you know is dueling banjos.
I've always wished my hair were thicker...
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. |
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click click click
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: snap the fingers
Posts: 2,229
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Granted, but it grows so thick that it covers your face, leaving people uncertain as to your gender, and you are constantly referred to as "...he?"
I wish I could fly...
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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
Posts: 11,690
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Granted, but you can only do so with a full bladder.
I wish this movie wasn't so long.
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