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Old 05-21-2007, 01:18 AM   #1
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The most unlikely superpowers

Ability to grow at will, unable to shrink back (or vice versa)
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Old 05-21-2007, 02:30 AM   #2
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the ability to poop the alphabet, in one go
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Old 05-21-2007, 06:52 AM   #3
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ability to breathe above water
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Old 05-21-2007, 07:24 AM   #4
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the ability to read waiting room magazines really fast.
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:34 AM   #5
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the ability to blow one's nose really well, on the first try
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:36 AM   #6
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the ability to make puns using the word orange
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:55 AM   #7
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Andorra

Oh, you mean super powers!

Oh, well, then: the ability to know the contents of a trash or garbage container.
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My heart is nearly pure.
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Old 05-21-2007, 11:08 AM   #8
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The ability to speak in 6-line AABCCB Rhyme-scheme 4-4-2-4-4-2 Trochaic Verse
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:47 PM   #9
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Andorra
BAHAHAAAAA!!

*ahem*

the ability to speak only in grammatically correct sentences.
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