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lukkucairi · 06-12-2008, 11:26 AM

man, I'm sorry. I fell down the other night.

sometimes I get so frustrated with this. there ain't a good answer, so I just keep on walking, hoping it's the right direction.

brightpearl · 06-12-2008, 05:09 PM

Oh, that would be so wonderful. May you fall into that happy accident.

Marcus Bales · 06-14-2008, 01:19 PM

Overhearing John Ashbery

I'm sitting at the typewriter
refusing to explain to a younger poet
what I'm doing
he has come here to tell me
he has understood me
as no one else has
as I write this poem
I'm thinking of
interesting individual letters
and of serif combinations I like
together.
he’s thinking he
won’t get fooled again
ha

lukkucairi · 06-14-2008, 02:21 PM

lukkucairi · 06-21-2008, 01:57 AM

brightpearl · 06-23-2008, 10:48 PM

you were a funny bastard
good luck
not safe for work or anywhere else

this led to a landmark US Supreme Court case, by the way

auntie aubrey · 06-23-2008, 11:48 PM

dude. 68 degrees is TOO COLD. the air conditioner war will continue with no sign of a peace treaty anywhere on the horizon.

lukkucairi · 06-24-2008, 01:16 AM

LIGHTEN the FWK UP, willya?

lukkucairi · 06-26-2008, 02:07 AM

ah, you little copper-stealing shits...

madasacutsnake · 06-27-2008, 05:04 AM

What's up with that? I mean seriously, WTF is up with that??!! Go root yourselves in the ear with minimal silicone based lubricant.

lukkucairi · 06-29-2008, 09:12 PM

two things:

1) why are you pretending, then?

2) you're a better hugger than that, and you know it.

brightpearl · 07-01-2008, 09:26 PM

Oh, fer Pete's sake.

You ordered that girl off the internet, didn't you?
She doesn't speak a lick of English and has no skills and looks terrified all the time, like she's just been tasered; she couldn't have gotten here herself.
Holy hell, you've always been creep on a stick, and this just clinches it. Ick.

Fortunately, when she unties herself and sneaks over in the dead of night, while you're passed out drunk in the garage in your 1965 turquoise Mustang with Huey Lewis on the radio, and she begs me for help, I'll be able to understand her. But f*ck if I'm going to tell you that.

Why can't I have normal neighbors?!?

Homer.
Evil Homer.
Bleah.

trisherina · 07-02-2008, 02:31 AM

You think I'm being generous, but I'm also marking you as jailbait for miles around.

Peregrine · 07-02-2008, 08:45 PM

Is it too much to ask to be able to BREATH in my own apartment?

lukkucairi · 07-02-2008, 09:09 PM

I worked it out, thanks.

06-12-2008, 05:09 PM	#452
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Oh, that would be so wonderful. May you fall into that happy accident. Last edited by brightpearl : 06-12-2008 at 06:28 PM. Reason: it was out there long enough for the universe to read it, and now I can take it back to myself

06-14-2008, 01:19 PM	#453
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Overhearing John Ashbery I'm sitting at the typewriter refusing to explain to a younger poet what I'm doing he has come here to tell me he has understood me as no one else has as I write this poem I'm thinking of interesting individual letters and of serif combinations I like together. he’s thinking he won’t get fooled again ha __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

06-14-2008, 02:21 PM	#454
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	Last edited by lukkucairi : 06-14-2008 at 02:25 PM.

06-21-2008, 01:57 AM	#455
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	Last edited by lukkucairi : 07-06-2008 at 12:43 PM.

06-23-2008, 11:48 PM	#457
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	dude. 68 degrees is TOO COLD. the air conditioner war will continue with no sign of a peace treaty anywhere on the horizon. __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

06-12-2008, 11:26 AM	#451
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	man, I'm sorry. I fell down the other night. sometimes I get so frustrated with this. there ain't a good answer, so I just keep on walking, hoping it's the right direction.

06-23-2008, 10:48 PM	#456
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	you were a funny bastard good luck not safe for work or anywhere else this led to a landmark US Supreme Court case, by the way

06-24-2008, 01:16 AM	#458
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	LIGHTEN the FWK UP, willya?

06-26-2008, 02:07 AM	#459
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	ah, you little copper-stealing shits...

06-27-2008, 05:04 AM	#460
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	What's up with that? I mean seriously, WTF is up with that??!! Go root yourselves in the ear with minimal silicone based lubricant. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

06-29-2008, 09:12 PM	#461
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	two things: 1) why are you pretending, then? 2) you're a better hugger than that, and you know it.

07-01-2008, 09:26 PM	#462
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Oh, fer Pete's sake. You ordered that girl off the internet, didn't you? She doesn't speak a lick of English and has no skills and looks terrified all the time, like she's just been tasered; she couldn't have gotten here herself. Holy hell, you've always been creep on a stick, and this just clinches it. Ick. Fortunately, when she unties herself and sneaks over in the dead of night, while you're passed out drunk in the garage in your 1965 turquoise Mustang with Huey Lewis on the radio, and she begs me for help, I'll be able to understand her. But fck if I'm going to tell you that. Why can't I have normal neighbors?!? Homer. Evil* Homer. Bleah.

07-02-2008, 02:31 AM	#463
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	You think I'm being generous, but I'm also marking you as jailbait for miles around. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

07-02-2008, 08:45 PM	#464
Peregrine Bird of Prey Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 249	Is it too much to ask to be able to BREATH in my own apartment?

07-02-2008, 09:09 PM	#465
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	I worked it out, thanks.

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