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Old 08-04-2007, 12:04 AM   #1
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Today I heard one of my company's VPs say "We're going to milk that wave until it's dry"
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:13 PM   #2
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Today I heard one of my company's VPs say "We're going to milk that wave until it's dry"
Dinz had a good response to someone who mixes his metaphors. When a guy where he used to work came out with a doozy he replied, "I can't understand your metaphor because I'm not a Rocket Surgeon."
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Old 08-09-2007, 04:25 AM   #3
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Dinz had a good response to someone who mixes his metaphors. When a guy where he used to work came out with a doozy he replied, "I can't understand your metaphor because I'm not a Rocket Surgeon."
I saw an ad for a shirt that said, "It's not rocket surgery."
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Old 08-04-2007, 12:17 AM   #4
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Old 08-04-2007, 03:01 AM   #5
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Old 08-04-2007, 07:08 AM   #6
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Old 08-05-2007, 02:11 AM   #7
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Old 08-05-2007, 10:32 PM   #8
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Old 08-06-2007, 03:41 AM   #9
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Old 08-07-2007, 04:24 PM   #10
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Old 08-07-2007, 04:28 PM   #11
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Old 08-07-2007, 04:46 PM   #12
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:29 PM   #13
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that's like the pot calling the kettle like a bat out of hell
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Old 08-16-2007, 05:24 PM   #14
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