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Today I heard one of my company's VPs say "We're going to milk that wave until it's dry"
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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Dinz had a good response to someone who mixes his metaphors. When a guy where he used to work came out with a doozy he replied, "I can't understand your metaphor because I'm not a Rocket Surgeon."
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Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once. |
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
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You've got to ride that wave good-bye.
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Have a Gorilla.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Better safe than never.
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You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you don’t see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then I’m sorry. |
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The carrot and the stick up your ass
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
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That's the pot calling the kettle full of bathwater.
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
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There is more than one way to fry a cat fish skin.
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Off the top of your head against a brick wall, nuthin' but net.
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Let's not beat a dead horse against a wall.
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Besides, I'm too pooped to pop goes the weasel.
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Have a Gorilla.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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that's like the pot calling the kettle like a bat out of hell
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You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you don’t see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then I’m sorry. |
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Many hands make a mountain out of a molehill.
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I can benchpress 300 oz.
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Never beat a dead gift horse in the mouth.
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Just another out of work flea circus coreographer. "Love is.........an act of endless forgiveness." |
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