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Old 09-24-2002, 01:48 AM   #1
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"I've never been to Penn State. I've never read The Prayer Of Jabez. I hate the summer mosquitos and I can't stand lawn chairs because they make those funny lines on my skin. My nose itches a lot, so I just assume it's my mother worrying about me. I have about five bazillion napkins and bits of paper with phone numbers on them, but half the time the guys are so drunk they forget to put their names on them. I use sunless tanning lotion because I burn when actually exposed to sunlight. Would you like me to go on?"

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