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brightpearl · 07-13-2007, 04:47 PM

I was listening to Ray Lamontagne earlier and thinking that he's clear proof of a gloriously fortuitous cloning experiment involving Marvin Gaye and Van Morrisson.

Time for a new game! The first poster chooses a person, and the next says who their parents are, based on looks, style, personality, what have you. Pictures aren't necessary, but sometimes they're fun. Don't feel obliged to stick to real people, or even people, or even only two things.

A couple of examples:
Harvey Fierstein

is clearly the offspring of Ernest Borgnine and Barbara Streisand.

Dick Cheney?
Severus Snape and a carnivorous sponge, raised by an unusually disagreeable family of right angles.

Next:
How about Woody Allen?

auntie aubrey · 07-13-2007, 05:09 PM

he's the offspring of mortimer snerd:

and professor hubert j. farnsworth:

and you wonder why he's so anxious.

next:
hotdog eating champinon takeru kobayashi

brightpearl · 07-14-2007, 01:20 AM

The child of The Incredibles'
Edna

and Elastigirl!

Next:

Britney Spears

Marcus Bales · 07-14-2007, 09:42 AM

Britney Spears:

is clearly the child of

Elizabeth Montgomery:

and Charles Manson:

Edited to add the next love child:

Harry Potter

T.I.P. · 07-14-2007, 10:01 AM

^ next love child, please

brightpearl · 07-14-2007, 06:25 PM

Marcus' last post has been edited for whoever wants to take a crack at it...I'm looking forward to how it turns out.

07-13-2007, 04:47 PM	#1
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Love Child I was listening to Ray Lamontagne earlier and thinking that he's clear proof of a gloriously fortuitous cloning experiment involving Marvin Gaye and Van Morrisson. Time for a new game! The first poster chooses a person, and the next says who their parents are, based on looks, style, personality, what have you. Pictures aren't necessary, but sometimes they're fun. Don't feel obliged to stick to real people, or even people, or even only two things. A couple of examples: Harvey Fierstein is clearly the offspring of Ernest Borgnine and Barbara Streisand. Dick Cheney? Severus Snape and a carnivorous sponge, raised by an unusually disagreeable family of right angles. Next: How about Woody Allen?

07-13-2007, 05:09 PM	#2
auntie aubrey excursions Join Date: May 2006 Location: beyond the call of duty Posts: 2,443	he's the offspring of mortimer snerd: and professor hubert j. farnsworth: and you wonder why he's so anxious. next: hotdog eating champinon takeru kobayashi __________________ that dog won't hunt, monsignor

07-14-2007, 09:42 AM	#4
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Britney Spears: is clearly the child of Elizabeth Montgomery: and Charles Manson: Edited to add the next love child: Harry Potter __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. Last edited by Marcus Bales : 07-14-2007 at 10:24 AM.

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07-14-2007, 01:20 AM	#3
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	The child of The Incredibles' Edna and Elastigirl! Next: Britney Spears

07-14-2007, 10:01 AM	#5
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	^ next love child, please

07-14-2007, 06:25 PM	#6
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Marcus' last post has been edited for whoever wants to take a crack at it...I'm looking forward to how it turns out.