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Tunesmith · 07-25-2007, 10:22 PM

every time the Queen of England eats a jelly donut, someone on this board gets an undeniable urge to type the word "persnickety"

every time your Starbucks barista gets all persnickety about the correct vocabulary when you order your "medium" latte,

Marcus Bales · 07-25-2007, 10:42 PM

every time your Starbucks barista gets all persnickety about the correct vocabulary when you order your "medium" latte, a kid steps viciously on a crack.

Every time someone puts a baseball cap on sideways

Jack Flanders · 07-25-2007, 11:01 PM

Every time someone puts a baseball cap on sideways, I want to kick their ass!!!

Every time a person (neighbor) lets their dog out at 5:30 am,

brightpearl · 07-26-2007, 08:36 AM

Every time a squirrel buries a nut, an aardvark digs up a 19th-century opium spoon

Every time a fly drowns in the dregs of a cup of tea

Marcus Bales · 07-26-2007, 08:45 AM

Every time a fly drowns in the dregs of a cup of tea Odbe thinks of a hat.

Every time you wave at the moon to try to see your shadow

Coffee · 07-26-2007, 11:31 AM

Every time you wave at the moon to try to see your shadow, a stealth helicopter takes your Infrared photo and sends it to the FBI for further investigation.

Every time I take a poop,

Marcus Bales · 07-26-2007, 11:36 AM

Every time I take a poop Stephen King writes another novel.

Every time the radio plays "You're So Vain"

CherishHellfire · 07-26-2007, 12:18 PM

Every time the radio plays "You're So Vain", someone thinks the song is about them.

Every time you refuse to scratch an itch

Relish · 07-26-2007, 04:35 PM

Every time you misplace your keys people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted.

Every time people think they listen to the music that they like

CherishHellfire · 07-26-2007, 05:06 PM

Every time people think they listen to the music that they like, a tube of hot pink lipstick melts in the back of a convertible in Los Angeles.

Every time "Live and Let Die" with dubbed Spanish is broadcast on a local channel

Marcus Bales · 07-26-2007, 06:14 PM

Every time "Live and Let Die" with dubbed Spanish is broadcast on a local channel, somebodys does.

Every time you forward this post to someone on the internet

Odbe · 07-26-2007, 06:16 PM

Every time you forward this post to someone on the internet, a cute fluffy bunny has a miscarriage.

Every time you scratch your arm

Marcus Bales · 07-26-2007, 06:31 PM

Every time you scratch your arm the market tanks by 311 points.

Every time you wrap a gift

brightpearl · 07-27-2007, 09:01 AM

Every time you leave the orange juice out overnight, the President of Burundi gets a hole in another sock.

Every time a peach falls to the ground uneaten,

seebe · 07-27-2007, 09:30 AM

Every time a peach falls to the ground uneaten, another unhappy person walks around with orange mush between their toes.

Everytime someone drinks bottled water,

07-25-2007, 10:22 PM	#1
Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	every time the Queen of England eats a jelly donut, someone on this board gets an undeniable urge to type the word "persnickety" every time your Starbucks barista gets all persnickety about the correct vocabulary when you order your "medium" latte, __________________ of the deadly ginger snaps

07-25-2007, 10:42 PM	#2
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	every time your Starbucks barista gets all persnickety about the correct vocabulary when you order your "medium" latte, a kid steps viciously on a crack. Every time someone puts a baseball cap on sideways __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-26-2007, 08:45 AM	#5
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time a fly drowns in the dregs of a cup of tea Odbe thinks of a hat. Every time you wave at the moon to try to see your shadow __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-26-2007, 11:36 AM	#7
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time I take a poop Stephen King writes another novel. Every time the radio plays "You're So Vain" __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-26-2007, 12:18 PM	#8
CherishHellfire Mistress of Time & Space Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 171	Every time the radio plays "You're So Vain", someone thinks the song is about them. Every time you refuse to scratch an itch __________________ ۞ ∆ ∞

07-25-2007, 11:01 PM	#3
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	Every time someone puts a baseball cap on sideways, I want to kick their ass!!! Every time a person (neighbor) lets their dog out at 5:30 am,

07-26-2007, 08:36 AM	#4
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Every time a squirrel buries a nut, an aardvark digs up a 19th-century opium spoon Every time a fly drowns in the dregs of a cup of tea

07-26-2007, 11:31 AM	#6
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Every time you wave at the moon to try to see your shadow, a stealth helicopter takes your Infrared photo and sends it to the FBI for further investigation. Every time I take a poop,

07-26-2007, 04:35 PM	#9
Relish freely floating Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: on the run Posts: 72	Every time you misplace your keys people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted. Every time people think they listen to the music that they like

07-26-2007, 05:06 PM	#10
CherishHellfire Mistress of Time & Space Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 171	Every time people think they listen to the music that they like, a tube of hot pink lipstick melts in the back of a convertible in Los Angeles. Every time "Live and Let Die" with dubbed Spanish is broadcast on a local channel __________________ ۞ ∆ ∞

07-26-2007, 06:14 PM	#11
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time "Live and Let Die" with dubbed Spanish is broadcast on a local channel, somebodys does. Every time you forward this post to someone on the internet __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-26-2007, 06:16 PM	#12
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	Every time you forward this post to someone on the internet, a cute fluffy bunny has a miscarriage. Every time you scratch your arm

07-26-2007, 06:31 PM	#13
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Every time you scratch your arm the market tanks by 311 points. Every time you wrap a gift __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-27-2007, 09:01 AM	#14
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Every time you leave the orange juice out overnight, the President of Burundi gets a hole in another sock. Every time a peach falls to the ground uneaten,

07-27-2007, 09:30 AM	#15
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	Every time a peach falls to the ground uneaten, another unhappy person walks around with orange mush between their toes. Everytime someone drinks bottled water,

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